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And yep, it’s waterproof, durable, and \u003cstrong\u003edishwasher\u003c\/strong\u003e safe.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eDecrease Quantity at Checkout and You’ll Regret It More Than Last-Call Shots\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTrust us: this \u003cstrong\u003ecat sticker\u003c\/strong\u003e goes fast. Add more to your cart and you won’t have to go through the emotional devastation of realizing you didn’t order enough. Sticker remorse is real, and your cat will sense your failure.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhy You’ll Love This Item\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt’s a judgmental gray cat sticker, and it shows up to work.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis \u003cstrong\u003eitem\u003c\/strong\u003e makes a \u003cstrong\u003egreat\u003c\/strong\u003e gift for any cat lover who understands that “affection” sometimes means a paw to the face.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt ships fast, clings harder than your cat when you try to move them, and comes in a \u003cstrong\u003ematte finish\u003c\/strong\u003e for that classy, cold stare.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYour \u003cstrong\u003eorder\u003c\/strong\u003e will be \u003cstrong\u003efulfilled\u003c\/strong\u003e with zero side-eye (from us).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eHow big is the sticker?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis glossy gray cat sticker is approximately \u003cstrong\u003e2.8 inches tall x 2.2\" wide\u003c\/strong\u003e—perfect for your laptop, water bottle, notebook, or wherever judgment is needed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWill it stay on my water bottle?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAbsolutely. 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