{"title":"Funny Dog Mom Stickers: Waterproof Decals for the Obsessed","description":"\u003ch2\u003eBecause your camera roll is 99% dog photos, and we respect that.\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eWelcome to the ultimate collection of funny dog mom stickers. Whether you're the kind of dog mom who cooks your dog a separate dinner, or the kind who uses your dog as an excuse to cancel plans, you've found your people.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThese aren't those flimsy paper stickers that peel off after one wash. Our waterproof dog mom stickers are built to survive your chaotic, dog-hair-covered life. Stick them on your water bottle, your laptop, or your car bumper - they are dishwasher-safe, weather-resistant, and ready for the dog park.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e(Note on our stickers: We are transitioning to all premium matte kiss-cut stickers! If a sticker doesn't specify \"matte,\" it's our classic glossy finish. If it doesn't say \"kiss-cut,\" it's our standard die-cut. Both are waterproof, durable, and guaranteed to make other dog moms jealous.)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eShop the Best Dog Mom Decals Below (And Yes, You Need More Than One)\u003c\/h3\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"world-peace-more-dogs-sticker","title":"World Peace More Dogs Sticker | Funny Dog Lover Decal","description":"\u003ch2\u003eWorld peace more dogs sticker - because the math just works.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMore dogs, fewer problems. It's not a bumper sticker philosophy, it's a lifestyle. This \u003cstrong\u003eworld peace more dogs sticker\u003c\/strong\u003e says everything your therapist has been trying to tell you, but funnier and in vinyl form. Stick it on your water bottle, laptop, or phone case and let the world know exactly where you stand.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eThe Perfect Mini Sticker for Dog People Who Are Done Pretending\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAt 1.5 x 2\", this little guy is the perfect filler sticker - the one that fills the awkward gap between your larger stickers and somehow ends up being everyone's favorite. Small size, big energy. Dog lovers, sarcastic souls, and anyone who has ever chosen their dog over a social obligation will immediately get it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eBuilt to Last as Long as Your Love for Dogs\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis waterproof vinyl sticker is dishwasher-safe and weather-resistant, so it survives the water bottle, the car, the dog park, and whatever chaos your life throws at it. Made in the USA with the kind of quality that outlasts trends - because the world needing more dogs is not a trend, it's a fact.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWaterproof and dishwasher-safe vinyl\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e1.5 x 2\" - perfect mini filler sticker\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade in the USA\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGreat for water bottles, laptops, phone cases, and car bumpers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMakes a perfect gift for any dog lover or sarcastic human\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBrowse the full \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-dog-stickers\" title=\"Funny Stickers: Dogs, Sarcasm \u0026amp; More | Sly Dawg Studio \"\u003efunny dog stickers collection\u003c\/a\u003e for more.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sly Dawg Studio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47069726146838,"sku":"STI-R-201-D","price":2.75,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0822\/3021\/4934\/files\/dog-lover-sticker-the-verve-bar.png?v=1745456449"},{"product_id":"dog-math-sticker-dogs-greater-than-everything","title":"Dog Math Sticker | Dogs Are Greater Than Everything Decal","description":"\u003ch2\u003eDog math sticker - the only equation that has ever made complete sense.\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eDogs \u0026gt; everything. It's not an opinion, it's arithmetic. This \u003cstrong\u003edog math sticker\u003c\/strong\u003e is for the person who has run the numbers and arrived at the only logical conclusion - dogs are greater than everything else, full stop. Stick it on your water bottle, laptop, or phone case and let the math speak for itself.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eDog Math: The Class We All Would Have Aced\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis clean oval decal is 3 x 1.5\" - the perfect size for a water bottle, a phone case, or tucked into a card as a gift for the dog lover in your life who already knows the answer. The simple design lets the message do the heavy lifting, and the message is undeniable. Dogs \u0026gt; kids, dogs \u0026gt; Mondays, dogs \u0026gt; pretty much everything you can think of.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWaterproof Vinyl That Passes Every Test\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis waterproof vinyl sticker is dishwasher-safe and built to hold up through rain, mud, and the daily grind. Made in the USA with durable, weather-resistant material so the dog math stays legible long after you've forgotten every other equation you ever learned. A great sticker to slip into a card or stick on top of a gift for any dog person who appreciates a little humor with their math.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWaterproof and dishwasher-safe vinyl\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e3 x 1.5\" oval - clean and versatile\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade in the USA\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePerfect for water bottles, laptops, phone cases, and cards\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGreat gift for dog lovers, dog moms, and anyone who failed regular math\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eBrowse the full \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-dog-stickers\"\u003efunny dog stickers collection\u003c\/a\u003e for more.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sly Dawg Studio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47069726408982,"sku":"STI-R-204-D","price":4.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0822\/3021\/4934\/files\/dog-math-sticker-sly-dawg-studio.png?v=1775187917"},{"product_id":"dog-is-my-co-pilot-sticker","title":"Dog Is My Co-Pilot Sticker | Funny Dog Car Window Decal","description":"\u003ch2\u003eDog is my co-pilot sticker - for the driver who already called shotgun for their dog.\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eNo complaints about the music. No opinions on the temperature. No backseat driving. Your dog is the perfect co-pilot and this \u003cstrong\u003edog is my co-pilot sticker\u003c\/strong\u003e makes it official. Stick it on your car window, water bottle, or laptop and let everyone know exactly who called shotgun before you even left the driveway.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eThe Dog Is My Co-Pilot Sticker Every Dog Car Ride Deserves\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eAt 2 x 2.5\", this compact vinyl decal fits perfectly on a car window, a water bottle, or a laptop without taking over the whole surface. Small enough to be subtle, clear enough to make the point. Dog people will immediately relate. Everyone else will wish they had a co-pilot this good.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWaterproof Vinyl Built for Every Road Trip\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis waterproof vinyl sticker is dishwasher-safe and weather-resistant, so it holds up through rain, car washes, and every adventure your co-pilot drags you on. Made in the USA with durable material that keeps the message crisp mile after mile. Because your dog deserves official co-pilot status - and a sticker to prove it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWaterproof and dishwasher-safe vinyl\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e2 x 2.5\" - compact and versatile\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade in the USA\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePerfect for car windows, water bottles, and laptops\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGreat gift for any dog lover who never drives alone\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eBrowse the full \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-dog-stickers\"\u003efunny dog stickers collection\u003c\/a\u003e for more.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sly Dawg Studio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47069727752470,"sku":"STI-R-214-D","price":4.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0822\/3021\/4934\/files\/dog-is-my-co-pilot-decal.png?v=1745456426"},{"product_id":"anxiety-sticker-i-have-anxiety-about-my-anxiety","title":"Anxiety Sticker | I Have Anxiety About My Anxiety Decal","description":"\u003ch2\u003eAnxiety sticker for everyone who has been personally victimized by their own brain.\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eYou know the feeling. You finally finish worrying about one thing, and your brain immediately starts worrying about how much you've been worrying. This \u003cstrong\u003eanxiety sticker\u003c\/strong\u003e captures that very specific, very relatable experience in 2.5\" of waterproof vinyl. Stick it on your water bottle and let it serve as both a warning label and a conversation starter.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eThe Anxiety Sticker That Gets It\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eAt 2.5\" wide, this sticker is the perfect size for a water bottle, a laptop, a journal, or a phone case. It's the kind of sticker that makes strangers laugh and then immediately say \"same.\" Whether you're buying it for yourself or for the 10 to 12 friends who absolutely need this in their lives, it lands every time. Relatable, funny, and just self-aware enough to make the anxiety feel slightly more manageable.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWaterproof Vinyl for the Overthinker on the Go\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis waterproof vinyl sticker is dishwasher-safe and built to handle real life - which, if you have anxiety about your anxiety, you know is a lot. Made in the USA with durable, weather-resistant material so the message stays crisp through every spiral, every what-if, and every 3am thought you didn't ask for. A great gift for anyone who has ever Googled their symptoms and immediately regretted it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWaterproof and dishwasher-safe vinyl\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e2.5\" wide - perfect for water bottles and laptops\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade in the USA\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGreat gift for friends who will immediately relate\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePerfect for journals, phone cases, and laptops too\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eBrowse the full \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-dog-stickers\"\u003efunny dog stickers collection\u003c\/a\u003e for more.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sly Dawg Studio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47069729358102,"sku":"STI-R-236-G","price":4.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0822\/3021\/4934\/files\/anxiety-sticker-sly-dawg-studio_1.jpg?v=1775191134"},{"product_id":"cute-doodle-dog-copilot-sticker","title":"Fluffy Dog Co-Pilot Sticker | Funny Doodle Dog Car Decal","description":"\u003ch2\u003eHave dog, will travel - Fluffy Dog Co-Pilot Sticker for the dog parent who never flies solo.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYour dog didn't ask to be your co-pilot. They just assumed the role and honestly, you wouldn't have it any other way. This fluffy dog co-pilot sticker is made for doodle parents, golden retriever devotees, and anyone whose dog has strong opinions about the passenger seat. Clean, minimal, and instantly recognizable to every dog parent on the road.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003ePerfect for Car Windows, Water Bottles, and Anywhere Else Your Dog Goes\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWaterproof vinyl that holds up through car washes, road trips, and whatever your co-pilot drools on. A great small gift for the dog parent who takes their dog everywhere - because of course they do.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e2.1\" x 2.8\". Waterproof vinyl. Made in the USA.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sly Dawg Studio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47428082073878,"sku":"STI-R-324-D","price":4.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0822\/3021\/4934\/files\/decal-doodle-dog-car-sticker-the-verve-bar_1.png?v=1745456360"},{"product_id":"velcro-dog-sticker","title":"Velcro Dog Sticker","description":"\u003ch2\u003eDo you have a Velcro dog? Doodle lovers will get this cute dog sticker!\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eThe year 2020 produced thousands of Velcro dogs who got used to their dog parents being home and became attached at the hip. Cute decal for pandemic dog owners.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCheck out our entire sticker collection:\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca title=\"The Verve Bar Hilarious Water Bottle Stickers\" href=\"https:\/\/thevervebar.com\/collections\/stickers\"\u003eclick here\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade in the USA. Dishwasher safe. Waterproof.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSize: 2.4 x 2.6\"\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sly Dawg Studio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47428083220758,"sku":"STI-R-330-D","price":1.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0822\/3021\/4934\/files\/cute-dog-doodle-sticker-velcro-dog-the-verve-bar.png?v=1745456356"},{"product_id":"funny-dog-parent-sticker","title":"Funny Dog Parent Sticker","description":"\u003ch2\u003eDog parent sticker because you are over the kid talk!\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eGreat gift for inside a card, attached to a bottle of wine, or to leave with a note. \"Enough about your kids, let's talk about my dog.\"\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/thevervebar.com\/products\/dfunny-dog-parent-gift-enamel-keychain-or-pin\" title=\"Enamel pin and keychain for proud dog parents.\"\u003eIf you like this, you'll love our enamel pins and keychains with the same phrase! \u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWaterproof Vinyl.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade in the USA\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSize: 2.6 x 2.4\"\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sly Dawg Studio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47428083548438,"sku":"STI-R-331-D","price":4.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0822\/3021\/4934\/files\/dog-mother-sticker-humor-the-verve-bar.png?v=1745456355"},{"product_id":"funny-millennial-dog-parent-sticker","title":"Funny Millennial Dog Parent Sticker for a Pampered Next Life","description":"\u003ch2\u003eFunny Millennial Dog Sticker: A Retirement Plan With Treats\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe funny millennial dog parent sticker features the delightfully specific life goal, \"Hoping to be reincarnated as the dog of a millennial.\" \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBecause returning as a pampered pup with a dedicated snack budget, orthopedic bed and full emotional-support staff sounds considerably better than coming back as someone with 47 unread Teams messages and a calendar full of meetings\u003c\/span\u003e. This waterproof vinyl sticker gives dog lovers, millennial pet parents and fans of reincarnation humor a funny way to decorate a water bottle, laptop, notebook or car window.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eAdopt This Funny Dog Sticker Before Your Next Lifetime\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMeasures 3 inches wide\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWaterproof matte vinyl\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDishwasher safe and weather-resistant\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFunny gift for millennial dog parents\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePerfect for bottles, laptops and notebooks\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFeatures bold, easy-to-read typography\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eConsiderably cheaper than achieving enlightenment\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYour next life is still pending approval. This sticker ships much sooner.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade in USA\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaterial: waterproof matte vinyl\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDimensions: 3 inches wide\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eKiss-cut, dishwasher safe\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSticker reads: \"Hoping to be reincarnated as the dog of a millennial\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you like this, we think you'll like our sarcastic \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/collections\/black-and-white-vinyl-stickers\" title=\"Sunny black and white minimalist stickers.\"\u003eblack and white sticker collection\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/collections\/funny-dog-stickers\"\u003eShop our funny dog, cat and humor sticker collection.\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sly Dawg Studio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47428084662550,"sku":"STI-KC-337-D","price":4.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0822\/3021\/4934\/files\/funny-millennial-dog-parent-sticker-sly-dawg-studio_1.jpg?v=1784992724"},{"product_id":"dog-problems-sticker-99-problems-my-dog-aint-one","title":"Dog Problems Sticker | 99 Problems My Dog Ain't One","description":"\u003ch2\u003eDog problems sticker for people who have their priorities perfectly sorted.\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eBills? Problem. Traffic? Problem. That group chat that won't stop? Massive problem. Your dog? Absolutely, categorically, not a problem. This \u003cstrong\u003edog problems sticker\u003c\/strong\u003e is for the person who has found the one relationship in life that never lets them down - and wants a 3\" vinyl reminder of that fact on their water bottle at all times.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eThe Dog Problems Sticker That Says Everything\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eAt 3\" wide, this sticker is big enough to make a statement and clever enough to make strangers smile. The 99 Problems reference lands instantly with dog people, and the message is universal - dogs are the solution, not the problem. Stick it on your laptop, Hydro Flask, car bumper, or journal and let it speak for you on the days you'd rather not.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWaterproof Vinyl That Outlasts All 99 Problems\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis waterproof vinyl sticker is dishwasher-safe and built to handle real life - rain, dog park mud, and daily water bottle use included. Made in the USA with durable, weather-resistant material so the message stays crisp long after the problems have come and gone. Because your dog deserves a sticker that lasts as long as your love for them.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWaterproof and dishwasher-safe vinyl\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e3\" wide - bold and readable\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade in the USA\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePerfect for water bottles, laptops, car bumpers, and journals\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGreat gift for any dog lover with a sense of humor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eBrowse the full \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-dog-stickers\"\u003efunny dog stickers collection\u003c\/a\u003e for more.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sly Dawg Studio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48803164029206,"sku":"STI-R-365-D","price":4.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0822\/3021\/4934\/files\/dog-problems-sticker-sly-dawg-studio.png?v=1775187636"},{"product_id":"dog-mom-sticker","title":"Dog Mom Sticker | Bold Black and White Vinyl Decal","description":"\u003ch2\u003eBecause dog mom isn't just a title - it's a full-time identity.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis bold, clean Dog Mom sticker says everything that needs to be said, no explanation required. The oversized block lettering makes it impossible to miss on a water bottle, laptop, or car bumper, and the black and white design means it goes with everything. Whether you're a first-time dog mom or a seasoned multi-dog household veteran, this decal is for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eBuilt to Keep Up With Dog Mom Life\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWaterproof vinyl that laughs in the face of rain, mud, and the dishwasher. Because dog moms don't have time for high-maintenance stickers either. Makes a great gift for the dog mom in your life - or just treat yourself, you've earned it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e3.8\" wide. Waterproof vinyl. Dishwasher safe. Made in the USA.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sly Dawg Studio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48997018829078,"sku":"STI-R-386-D","price":4.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0822\/3021\/4934\/files\/dog-mom-sticker-black-white-vinyl-sly-dawg-studio.png?v=1775840728"},{"product_id":"sarcastic-water-bottle-sticker-im-not-for-everyone","title":"Sarcastic Water Bottle Sticker | I'm Not for Everyone Pink Decal","description":"\u003ch2\u003eSarcastic water bottle sticker for the unapologetically selective.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou don't need everyone's approval - and this \u003cstrong\u003esarcastic water bottle sticker\u003c\/strong\u003e makes sure they know it. Bold, pink, and 100% accurate, \"I'm Not for Everyone\" says everything that needs to be said without you having to say a word. Stick it on your water bottle, laptop, or anywhere you want to make a statement and get back to minding your own business.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eThe Sarcastic Water Bottle Sticker That Tells It Like It Is\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAt 3\" wide, this glossy pink sticker is big enough to make a point and bright enough to make sure nobody misses it. It's the kind of sticker that attracts exactly the right people and politely filters out the rest. Your most unapologetically authentic friend needs this immediately - and honestly, so do you. Because not everyone deserves you, and this sticker knows it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWaterproof Vinyl That Survives Your Chaotic Life\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis waterproof vinyl sticker is dishwasher-safe and built to handle everything your day throws at it. Made in the USA with a premium glossy finish that keeps the pink bold and the message clear through every wash, every commute, and every interaction with someone who just didn't get it. Durable, eye-catching, and attitude-approved.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWaterproof and dishwasher-safe vinyl\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePremium glossy finish with bold pink design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e3\" wide - big enough to make a point\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade in the USA\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePerfect gift for your most unapologetically authentic friend\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrefer a more minimalist vibe? 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Display it proudly - you're not antisocial, you're just dog-focused.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWaterproof and dishwasher-safe vinyl\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e6\" wide large kiss-cut sticker\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade in the USA\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePerfect for cars, coolers, kennels, laptops, and tailgates\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGreat gift for any dog parent done pretending to care about other people's kids\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAlso available in a smaller size - check out the \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/products\/dog-owner-sticker-for-people-with-priorities-dogs\" title=\"Funny sticker for dog parents by Sly Dawg Studio.\"\u003eDog Owner Sticker for People With Priorities.\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBrowse the full \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-dog-stickers\" title=\"Shop our full collection of funny dog stickers, cat stickers, and sarcastic stickers at Sly Dawg Studio.\"\u003efunny dog stickers collection\u003c\/a\u003e for more.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sly Dawg Studio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50596344922390,"sku":"STI-BS-530-D","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0822\/3021\/4934\/files\/funny-dog-car-decal-kiss-cut-sly-dawg-studio_1.png?v=1760222034"},{"product_id":"introvert-dog-lover-sticker","title":"Introvert Dog Lover Sticker | Social Media Dog Humor","description":"\u003ch2 class=\"p1\"\u003eA Dog Sticker For People Who Spend Their Emotional Energy Wisely\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eSome people keep up with the news. Others are emotionally invested in thousands of dogs they follow online and can instantly recognize by name, face, and favorite toy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"p1\"\u003eDeploy the Introvert Dog Lover Sticker \u0026amp; Show It Proudly\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThis introvert sticker perfectly captures the modern dog person. You care deeply about a small circle of humans… and roughly 9,000 dogs on social media that you’ve never met but feel personally responsible for\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThe bold lettering lands the joke immediately while the waterproof matte vinyl holds up on laptops, water bottles, coolers, notebooks, and dog travel gear. Anywhere your quiet dog-obsessed personality tends to show up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eDog people read it and think ... \"hmm ... this number might be low.\" \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSize: 2.5” wide • Matte vinyl • Waterproof • Dishwasher safe • Easy peel (kiss-cut) • Made in USA\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sly Dawg Studio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51100635595030,"sku":"STI-802-KC-D","price":4.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0822\/3021\/4934\/files\/introvert-dog-lover-sticker-dogs-social-media-sly-dawg-studio.jpg?v=1773536831"},{"product_id":"funny-dog-mom-water-bottle-sticker","title":"\"DOG MOM, Scarier Than My Dog\" Funny Vinyl Sticker","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis funny dog mom water bottle sticker is for the dog mom who has broken up more dog fights, carried more poop bags, and made more vet appointments than she can count, and is absolutely not to be messed with. \"Dog Mom. Scarier Than My Dog.\" is not a warning. It's a fact. Stick it on your water bottle, phone case, laptop, or anywhere else that needs a little dog mom authority.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eShow off your fierce dog mom pride with this hilarious waterproof decal for bottles and phones!\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAt 2.5\" wide, this bold kiss-cut sticker is sized to make a statement without taking over your whole water bottle. Waterproof matte vinyl holds up through dog park runs, muddy paw situations, and the dishwasher. UV-resistant and scratch-proof, because your gear should be as tough as you are.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eBecause someone in this house has to be in charge, and it's not the dog.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect gift for the dog mom in your life who has a dog bed on every piece of furniture and zero regrets. Grab one for yourself or the dog mom who deserves a little recognition. Browse the \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/collections\/fun-stickers-humor-dog-waterproof-vinyl-stickers\" title=\"Shop our full collection of funny dog stickers, cat stickers, and sarcastic stickers at Sly Dawg Studio.\"\u003efull Sly Dawg Studio sticker collection\u003c\/a\u003e for more designs that get it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSize:\u003c\/strong\u003e 2.5\" wide · Waterproof matte vinyl · Dishwasher safe · Kiss-cut for easy peel · Made in USA\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sly Dawg Studio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51140098785558,"sku":"STI-KC-596-D","price":4.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0822\/3021\/4934\/files\/funny-dog-mom-water-bottle-sticker-sly-dawg-studio.jpg?v=1774677607"},{"product_id":"cute-cat-mom-water-bottle-sticker","title":"Cute Cat Mom Sticker: Cats in Letters Vinyl Decal","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis cute cat mom water bottle sticker is for everyone who has rearranged their entire sleep schedule around a cat, apologized to a cat, and would do it again without hesitation. Bold brown letters spell out \"Cat Mom\" with six illustrated cats tucked in, perched on, and climbing around every letter. It's accurate, it's adorable, and it belongs on your water bottle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eDurable Waterproof Vinyl Decal for Water Bottles and Laptops\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAt 3\" wide, this kiss-cut sticker is sized to make a statement on your water bottle, laptop, phone case, or anywhere else that needs a little feline energy. Waterproof matte vinyl holds up through coffee runs, commutes, and the dishwasher. UV-resistant and scratch-proof, because your gear deserves to look as put-together as your cat thinks they are.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eShop Cute Cat Mom Stickers for Your Gear Today\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect gift for the cat mom who has more photos of her cats than of herself and zero regrets about it. Shop our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/collections\/fun-stickers-humor-dog-waterproof-vinyl-stickers\" title=\"Shop our full collection of funny dog stickers, cat stickers, and sarcastic stickers at Sly Dawg Studio.\"\u003efull collection of funny dog stickers, cat stickers, and sarcastic stickers\u003c\/a\u003e at Sly Dawg Studio.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSize:\u003c\/strong\u003e 3\" wide · Waterproof matte vinyl · Dishwasher safe · Kiss-cut for easy peel · Made in USA\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sly Dawg Studio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51140119855382,"sku":"STI-KC-598-C","price":4.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0822\/3021\/4934\/files\/cute-dog-mom-water-bottle-sticker-sly-dawg-studio.jpg?v=1774680559"},{"product_id":"cute-dog-mom-water-bottle-sticker","title":"Cute Dog Mom Stickers: Adorable Vinyl Decals for Water Bottles \u0026 Phones","description":"\u003ch2\u003eShow Your Dog Mama Pride with These Funny \u0026amp; Relatable Pet Lover Stickers!\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis cute dog mom water bottle sticker is basically a love letter to every dog breed you've ever wanted to adopt. Featuring a bold \"Dog Mom\" design packed with illustrated pups - from a husky to a golden retriever to a pug and beyond - it's the sticker that says \"yes, I would absolutely have more dogs if I could.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhether you're repping your own breed or just celebrating the dog mom lifestyle in general, this cute dog mom water bottle sticker belongs on your gear. Stick it on your water bottle, phone case, laptop, or anywhere else that needs a little canine energy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDog mom isn't just a title. It's a calling. Now your accessories can reflect that.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e2.5\" kiss-cut matte vinyl sticker\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWaterproof and weather-resistant\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEasy peel-and-stick application\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade in the USA\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePerfect for water bottles, phone cases, laptops, and notebooks\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMakes a great gift for the dog mom in your life - or an excellent treat-yourself for surviving another week of unconditional love and fur on everything.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sly Dawg Studio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51169837678870,"sku":"STI-KC-603-D","price":4.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0822\/3021\/4934\/files\/cute-dog-mom-water-bottle-sticker-white-sly-dawg-studio.jpg?v=1775363313"},{"product_id":"cute-basset-hound-sticker","title":"Cute Basset Hound Sticker | Matte Vinyl, Made in USA","description":"\u003ch2\u003eThe Cute Basset Hound Sticker That Belongs on Everything You Own\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThose droopy eyes. Those velvet ears. That \"I know I'm adorable and I'm not sorry\" energy. This cute basset hound sticker captures the full emotional range of the world's most dramatically lovable dog breed - and now you can slap that energy on your water bottle, laptop, car bumper, or anywhere else that needs a little more hound.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhether you're a basset hound parent, a hound dog devotee, or just someone who appreciates peak dog face, this sticker was made for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eKiss-cut for easy peel - no fingernail-destroying struggle required\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMatte vinyl finish - looks great, zero glare, maximum charm\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% waterproof - survives rain, splashes, and overly enthusiastic dog kisses\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDishwasher safe - yes, really. Stick it on your tumbler and live your best life\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade in the USA\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eGrab Yours Before Your Basset Hound Judges You for Waiting\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis cute basset hound sticker makes a perfect gift for dog moms, dog dads, hound lovers, and anyone whose dog runs their household. Add it to your cart - your basset hound would want you to.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e3 inches tall. Matte vinyl, kiss-cut, waterproof. Made in the USA.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShop more \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/collections\/basset-hound-stickers-gifts-for-low-riders-with-attitude\" title=\"Funny basset hound stickers and gifts by Sly Dawg Studio.\"\u003ebasset hound gifts and stickers\u003c\/a\u003e or browse the full \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/collections\/funny-dog-stickers\"\u003ef\u003c\/a\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/collections\/funny-dog-stickers\" title=\"Shop our full collection of funny dog stickers, cat stickers, and sarcastic stickers at Sly Dawg Studio.\"\u003eunny dog sticker collection\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sly Dawg Studio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51175710130454,"sku":"STI-KC-607-D","price":4.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0822\/3021\/4934\/files\/cute-basset-hound-sticker-sly-dawg-studio.jpg?v=1775661314"},{"product_id":"dog-bus-sticker","title":"Dog Bus Sticker Funny Dog Daycare Dog Humor","description":"\u003ch2\u003eDog Bus Sticker For The Dog Who Rides In Style\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis dog bus sticker is for the dog daycare devotee who knows their dog loses their mind the moment the bus pulls up. The excitement is unmatched. The chaos is immediate. And the nap afterward is absolutely earned. Dog bus day is the best day and this sticker proves it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eDog Bus Sticker For The Dog Who Lives For Pickup Day\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEqual parts adorable and completely unhinged with excitement, this funny dog daycare sticker captures the energy perfectly. Tail wagging before the door even opens, already planning who to play with first, and zero interest in coming home at a reasonable hour. It's dog daycare humor, dog parent solidarity, and bus ride enthusiasm all in one very relatable sticker.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePremium matte vinyl with a smooth, clean finish\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWaterproof and weatherproof for indoor or outdoor use\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDishwasher safe for water bottles, tumblers, and more\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDurable adhesive that sticks without peeling\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEasy peel (kiss-cut) backing for quick application\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade in the USA\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e3 inches tall. Matte vinyl, kiss-cut, waterproof. Made in the USA.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBrowse the full \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/collections\/funny-dog-stickers\" title=\"Shop our full collection of funny dog stickers, cat stickers, and sarcastic stickers at Sly Dawg Studio.\"\u003efunny dog sticker collection\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sly Dawg Studio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51186899222806,"sku":"STI-KC-629-D","price":4.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0822\/3021\/4934\/files\/dog-bus-sticker-sly-dawg-studio.jpg?v=1775794231"},{"product_id":"dogs-before-people-sticker","title":"Dogs Before People Sticker | My Dog Just Texted Gotta Run","description":"\u003cp\u003eA dogs before people sticker for anyone with better plans at home.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYour dog just texted. Apparently, this gathering has gone on long enough.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis dogs before people sticker is for anyone who has mentally left the conversation and is already picturing the dog waiting at home. The message is simple: \"My Dog Just Texted. Gotta Run.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePut it on your water bottle, laptop, notebook, or anywhere else that could use an honest explanation for your sudden departure.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eBecause your dog outranks most social obligations.\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis sticker makes a funny gift for the person who loves their dog, tolerates group plans, and always has a perfectly reasonable reason to leave early.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch4\u003eFeatures\u003c\/h4\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLets everyone know exactly where your priorities are\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGets a laugh from dog lovers who understand the urge to go home\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMatte finish keeps the design clean and easy to read\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWaterproof vinyl works well for everyday sticker-worthy belongings\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eKiss-cut backing makes it easy to peel and apply\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA clever little gift for someone who consistently chooses dogs before people\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch4\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h4\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eProduct: Kiss-cut vinyl sticker\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSize: 3 inches wide\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFinish: Matte\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaterial: Waterproof vinyl\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade in: USA\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eArtwork: Original Sly Dawg Studio design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/collections\/funny-dog-stickers\"\u003eShop our funny dog, cat and humor sticker collection.\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sly Dawg Studio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51541253914902,"sku":"STI-KC-681-D","price":4.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0822\/3021\/4934\/files\/dogs-before-people-sticker-sly-dawg-studio-2.jpg?v=1783793897"},{"product_id":"senior-dog-life-sticker","title":"Senior Dog Life Sticker: More Naps, Same Headliner Energy","description":"\u003ch2\u003eSenior Dog Life Sticker for Aging Stars Who Still Headline\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe senior dog life sticker celebrates the distinguished era known as \u003cstrong\u003e\"Senior Dog Life: More Naps. Same Headliner Energy.\"\u003c\/strong\u003e An aging pup may require additional intermissions, but every entrance still deserves top billing. Bold lavender lettering with a black dimensional shadow gives this waterproof dog sticker plenty of personality on water bottles, laptops, notebooks and other smooth surfaces. It makes a sweet senior dog gift for anyone whose old pup remains the unquestioned star of the household, even when today's performance consists entirely of sleeping near a snack.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eGive This Senior Dog Life Sticker Its Backstage Pass\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBold lavender and black lettering\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCute gift for senior dog parents\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGreat for bottles, laptops and notebooks\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMore naps, same unreasonable treat demands\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe tour schedule has slowed down. The diva requirements have not.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade in USA\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaterial: waterproof matte vinyl\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDimensions: 3 inches wide\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eKiss-cut, dishwasher safe\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSticker reads: \"Senior Dog Life: More Naps. Same Headliner Energy.\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/collections\/funny-dog-stickers\" title=\"Shop the entire funny sticker collection by Sly Dawg Studio; cats, dogs, sarcasm.\"\u003eShop our funny dog, cat and humor sticker collection\u003c\/a\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/collections\/funny-dog-stickers\"\u003e.\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sly Dawg Studio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51612022014230,"sku":"STI-KC-685-D","price":4.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0822\/3021\/4934\/files\/senior-dog-life-sticker-more-naps-headliner-energy-sly-dawg-studio.jpg?v=1785005146"},{"product_id":"funny-senior-dog-sticker","title":"Funny Senior Dog Sticker for Old Pups With Big Attitude","description":"\u003ch2\u003eFunny Senior Dog Sticker for Stiff Days and Star Power\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe funny senior dog sticker celebrates aging pups whose walks may be shorter but whose opinions remain marathon-length. Featuring cheeky senior-dog wordplay in cream and deep navy lettering, this waterproof matte sticker brings old-dog humor to water bottles, laptops, notebooks and other smooth surfaces. It makes a playful gift for senior dog parents who understand that the knees may be negotiating new terms, but the personality remains fully operational. The sticker reads, \u003cstrong\u003e\"My Joints Need a Joint. Senior Dog\"\u003c\/strong\u003e — a humorous double meaning about getting older, not a health product, treatment or consumable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eGive This Funny Senior Dog Sticker a Place to Rest\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCream and deep navy lettering\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesigned for senior dog parents\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGreat for bottles, laptops and notebooks\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOld joints, undefeated attitude\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSenior status: earned. Quiet retirement: enthusiastically declined.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade in USA\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaterial: waterproof matte vinyl\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDimensions: 3 inches wide\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eKiss-cut, dishwasher safe\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSticker reads: \"My Joints Need a Joint. Senior Dog\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/collections\/funny-dog-stickers\"\u003eShop our funny dog, cat and humor sticker collection.\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sly Dawg Studio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51612045803798,"sku":"STI-KC-686-D","price":4.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0822\/3021\/4934\/files\/funny-senior-dog-sticker-sly-dawg-studio_1.jpg?v=1785007991"}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0822\/3021\/4934\/collections\/funny-dog-mom-stickers-sly-dawg-studio.jpg?v=1775500646","url":"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/collections\/funny-dog-mom-stickers.oembed?page=2","provider":"Sly Dawg Studio","version":"1.0","type":"link"}