{"title":"Funny Drinking Keychains | Drinking Humor Gifts","description":"\u003ch2\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"408\" data-end=\"465\"\u003eDrinking Humor Keychains That Hit Harder Than Cheap Tequila\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"274\" data-end=\"328\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"274\" data-end=\"326\"\u003eThe perfect gift for friends who pregame brunch.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"345\" data-end=\"684\"\u003eOur funny drinking keychains are small, savage reminders that life’s too short for boring accessories. From \u003cem data-start=\"453\" data-end=\"472\"\u003eDay Dinking Again\u003c\/em\u003e to \u003cem data-start=\"476\" data-end=\"498\"\u003eSTFU \u0026amp; Get Me a Marg\u003c\/em\u003e, these snarky little tags make every set of keys the life of the party. 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Check out our \"About\" highlight section on Instagram!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e1.5\" Iron, Enamel Keychain\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sly Dawg Studio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47069734469910,"sku":"KEY-EN-201","price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0822\/3021\/4934\/files\/enamel-keychain-close-up-mentally-I_m-at-a-swim-up-bar-the-verve-bar.png?v=1726851374"},{"product_id":"french-bull-dog-enamel-keychain-not-today-im-busy","title":"French Bull Dog Enamel Keychain | Not Today, I'm Busy","description":"\u003ch2\u003eFrenchie Gifts for Dog Moms\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eThis breed is extra ... and we salute them with this cute French Bulldog keychain!\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMaterial: soft enamel \u0026amp; iron. 39 mm at widest point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAlso available as a pin!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sly Dawg Studio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47069734666518,"sku":"KEY-EN-203","price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0822\/3021\/4934\/files\/frenchie-lover-gift-keychain.png?v=1726031561"},{"product_id":"stfu-get-me-a-marg-enamel-keychain","title":"STFU \u0026 Get Me A Marg | Enamel Keychain","description":"\u003ch3\u003eMargarita keychain for your marg-loving sassy friends who love to laugh!\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eA great birthday or hostess gift for sarcastic friend .... attach it to a bottle of tequila!\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eIf you love this, check out the matching enamel pin!\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e1.5\" wide\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMaterial: soft enamel \u0026amp; iron. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Verve Bar","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47069735584022,"sku":"KEY-EN-208","price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0822\/3021\/4934\/files\/keychain-enamel-stfu-get-me-a-margarita-the-verve-bar.png?v=1726161431"},{"product_id":"funny-pickleball-keychain-or-pin-day-dinking-again","title":"Enamel Keychain | Pickleball: Day Dinking Again","description":"\u003ch2\u003eYour friends who love day dinking and occasional day drinking will laugh out loud when they see this fun Pickleball keychain!\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eUse it as a backpack charm on your Pickleball bag or tie it to a bottle of their favorite spirits for the ultimate hostess gift.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eYour entire Pickleballer squad is going to be jealous of this fun keychain!\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEnamel \/ Metal. 1.57\"  Also available as a pin!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Verve Bar","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47069736829206,"sku":"KEY-EN-216","price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0822\/3021\/4934\/files\/19.png?v=1727846121"},{"product_id":"mentally-im-at-happy-hour-funny-3d-rubber-keychain","title":"Funny Boozy Gift - Mentally I'm at Happy Hour","description":"\u003ch2\u003eOver it? 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