{"title":"Funny Stickers for Laptops, Water Bottles, Cars \u0026 More!","description":"\u003ch2 class=\"p1\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eSarcastic Stickers for People Who Probably Shouldn’t Be in Charge of a Monkey . . . or a Meeting\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"766\" data-start=\"640\"\u003eBrace yourself: these stickers are not responsible for any side-eyes, smirks, or spontaneous laughter caused in public places.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1058\" data-start=\"768\"\u003eThis collection includes over 100 funny vinyl stickers—because apparently one sarcastic decal isn’t enough. Whether you’re labeling your water bottle with passive aggression or gifting your friend a sticker that perfectly sums up their emotional support coffee habit, we've got you covered.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-end=\"1195\" data-start=\"1060\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eUnfiltered. Unbothered. Unexpected.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1195\" data-start=\"1060\"\u003eFrom dogs to Pickleball, from wine-fueled wisdom to unapologetic snark, these are the stickers you didn’t know you needed... until now.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1366\" data-start=\"1197\"\u003eThey're waterproof, dishwasher-safe, and wildly judgmental. Stick them on laptops, tumblers, coolers, notebooks, tailgates, or anywhere that needs a personality upgrade.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1466\" data-start=\"1368\"\u003ePro tip: Add a few to your next gift. Or sneak one onto your coworker’s desk. You know the one.\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"drink-more-water-sticker","title":"Suck It Up Bitch  -  Funny Hydration Reminder Sticker","description":"\u003ch2\u003eYour Hydration Coach has Entered the Chat! This water bottle sticker will never let you forget to DRINK YOUR WATER!\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eThis sassy sticker that reminds you to drink your water is the ultimate hydration coach! Small decal with a big personality. Your friends will all want one!\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eLOL your way to reaching your daily water goals with this hilarious line art sticker! Art done in-house by The Verve Bar.\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade in the USA. 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Stick it on your water bottle, laptop, or phone case and let the world know exactly where you stand.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eThe Perfect Mini Sticker for Dog People Who Are Done Pretending\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAt 1.5 x 2\", this little guy is the perfect filler sticker - the one that fills the awkward gap between your larger stickers and somehow ends up being everyone's favorite. Small size, big energy. Dog lovers, sarcastic souls, and anyone who has ever chosen their dog over a social obligation will immediately get it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eBuilt to Last as Long as Your Love for Dogs\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis waterproof vinyl sticker is dishwasher-safe and weather-resistant, so it survives the water bottle, the car, the dog park, and whatever chaos your life throws at it. Made in the USA with the kind of quality that outlasts trends - because the world needing more dogs is not a trend, it's a fact.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWaterproof and dishwasher-safe vinyl\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e1.5 x 2\" - perfect mini filler sticker\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade in the USA\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGreat for water bottles, laptops, phone cases, and car bumpers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMakes a perfect gift for any dog lover or sarcastic human\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBrowse the full \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-dog-stickers\" title=\"Funny Stickers: Dogs, Sarcasm \u0026amp; More | Sly Dawg Studio \"\u003efunny dog stickers collection\u003c\/a\u003e for more.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sly Dawg Studio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47069726146838,"sku":"STI-R-201-D","price":2.75,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0822\/3021\/4934\/files\/dog-lover-sticker-the-verve-bar.png?v=1745456449"},{"product_id":"stfu-2-tiny-stickers","title":"STFU - 2 Tiny Stickers","description":"\u003ch2\u003eWhen a tiny sticker has a BIG VOICE.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eFunny swearword acronym sticker. “STFU”\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 42, 0);\"\u003eThese are VERY TINY so we will send you 2 stickers! \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSIZE: See photo to compare sticker size to a nickel in one photo and a quarter in the other.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWaterproof vinyl. 1\" wide.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade in the USA.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sly Dawg Studio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47069726343446,"sku":"STI-T-203-G","price":4.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0822\/3021\/4934\/files\/tiny-stickers-stfu-sweary-the-verve-bar_1.png?v=1745456447"},{"product_id":"stfu-glow-in-the-dark-sticker","title":"STFU (Glow In Dark) - Waterproof Sticker","description":"\u003ch2\u003eThis funny glow sticker will get your message across even in the dark of night. \u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eOval decal lights up green with STFU.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eJust hold it under light for 15 seconds, turn off the lights, and watch the magic happen. Your message will shine brighter than a disco ball!\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eIf your light source is bright enough, it will only take a few seconds for the glow magic to work.\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWaterproof Vinyl. 3\" wide.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade in the USA.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sly Dawg Studio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47069726376214,"sku":"STI-P-215-G","price":4.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0822\/3021\/4934\/files\/STFU-GLOW-STICKER-THE-VERVE-BAR_1.png?v=1745456445"},{"product_id":"dog-math-sticker-dogs-greater-than-everything","title":"Dog Math Sticker | Dogs Are Greater Than Everything Decal","description":"\u003ch2\u003eDog math sticker - the only equation that has ever made complete sense.\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eDogs \u0026gt; everything. It's not an opinion, it's arithmetic. 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Made in the USA with durable, weather-resistant material so the dog math stays legible long after you've forgotten every other equation you ever learned. 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Sticker remorse is real, and your cat will sense your failure.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhy You’ll Love This Item\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt’s a judgmental gray cat sticker, and it shows up to work.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis \u003cstrong\u003eitem\u003c\/strong\u003e makes a \u003cstrong\u003egreat\u003c\/strong\u003e gift for any cat lover who understands that “affection” sometimes means a paw to the face.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt ships fast, clings harder than your cat when you try to move them, and comes in a \u003cstrong\u003ematte finish\u003c\/strong\u003e for that classy, cold stare.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYour \u003cstrong\u003eorder\u003c\/strong\u003e will be \u003cstrong\u003efulfilled\u003c\/strong\u003e with zero side-eye (from us).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eHow big is the sticker?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis glossy gray cat sticker is approximately \u003cstrong\u003e2.8 inches tall x 2.2\" wide\u003c\/strong\u003e—perfect for your laptop, water bottle, notebook, or wherever judgment is needed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWill it stay on my water bottle?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAbsolutely. 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