{"title":"Opie Official Merch","description":"\u003cp\u003eI'm Opie. I'm 8 years old, a brown-red American Pit Bull Terrier and American Bully mix, and a professional couch potato. I've called New England home my whole life, I share a home with 6 cats and my brother Melo (an Australian Shepherd) who all tolerate me, and according to 300,000+ people on Instagram and counting, I have the most judgmental face in New England.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eI have epilepsy, but thanks to my meds I haven't had a seizure in 2 years. The only thing that really matters to me in life is being comfortable: I wear clothes to stay warm, I love a good blanket, and the couch is basically my office. My mom calls me an \"overly emotional epileptic house hippo.\" I think that's fair.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is my official merch, made with Sly Dawg Studio. Everything here is real, everything here is mine, and yes, I approved every design myself (mostly by staring at it judgmentally until someone took that as a yes).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eThis Drop Gives Back\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e$5 from every Opie Help Desk Sticker 3-Pack goes to Three Little Pitties Rescue, and each drop we spotlight one of their dogs who's been waiting too long for a home.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDrop 1 belongs to Baylor Banjo, a sleek 50 pound pittie with a galaxy coat, perfect house manners, and a proven tolerance for wigs (we tested). He's silly, gentle with kids, great in the car, and ready to be somebody's morning coffee buddy. If your couch has a Baylor-sized opening, his adoption info is at Three Little Pitties Rescue.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWant to meet Baylor? Follow \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/justopiethings\"\u003e@justopiethings\u003c\/a\u003e on Instagram. On Saturday July 19, Opie is dropping a carousel post with Sly Dawg Studio and Three Little Pitties Rescue where you can see Baylor and learn more about how to adopt him.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eWhat's in This Collection\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eT-shirts, stickers, trucker hats, metal bookmarks, fridge magnets, microfiber cleaning cloths, a notepad portfolio, and more. New Opie drops land here first, so check back often.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eFAQ\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eIs this official Opie merchandise?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. Every design is created by Sly Dawg Studio in official collaboration with Opie's owner (@justopiethings), who reviews and approves each one before release.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWho designs and makes Opie's merch?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSly Dawg Studio creates the artwork for every item in this collection, in collaboration with Opie's owner (@justopiethings), who owns Opie's image and approves every design before it's released.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWho Is Sly Dawg Studio?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSly Dawg Studio is a Portland, OR design studio creating funny pet gifts, stickers, and accessories, including custom gifts featuring your own pet. We partner with pet influencers to bring their fans official merch they'll actually want to wear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWill there be more Opie products?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. New items get added here as they launch, so check back often.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eDo you carry merch for other dogs or accounts?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis collection is dedicated to Opie (@justopiethings). Browse our full shop for more gifts and accessories.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhere does Opie's merch ship from?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery item ships directly from Sly Dawg Studio in Portland, OR.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhy does Opie wear clothes?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eComfort is the most important thing in Opie's life. He wears clothes to stay warm and is happiest under a blanket on the couch. So naturally, his merch is built around that same cozy, wearable energy.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"opie-help-desk-stickers","title":"Opie Help Desk Sticker 3-Pack","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eI opened a Help Desk. Nobody asked me to.\u003c\/strong\u003e Here's the advice nobody asked for, in sticker form.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e$5 from every 3-pack goes to Three Little Pitties Rescue.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOpie knows what it's like to need a second chance. That's why a portion of every sale of this item supports \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.threelittlepitties.org\"\u003eThree Little Pitties\u003c\/a\u003e, a rescue dedicated to saving pit bulls and bully breeds. Donations from this product are processed automatically. Sly Dawg Studio uses Conscious Cart to ensure every contribution reaches the rescue without any extra steps from you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThree of my best Help Desk moments, now on your water bottle, laptop, or car window. Whatever's stressing you out, I've got a sign for it, and the advice is always some version of \"take a nap\" or \"that's a tomorrow problem,\" because that's genuinely how I run my desk.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eWhat's in This Set\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\"Sounds Like a Tomorrow Problem\"\u003c\/strong\u003e for every deadline you're choosing to ignore\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\"Don't Stress. Take a Nap.\"\u003c\/strong\u003e the only advice I actually stand behind\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\"Just Me. Judging You.\"\u003c\/strong\u003e my resting face, now portable\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eOpie Help Desk, Official Pit Bull Merch\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSticker Specs\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e3 stickers per set, these 3 designs only (sold as a set, not available individually)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e3\" tall each\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eKiss-cut (easy-peel), cut to shape but stays on its backing sheet until you peel it\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMatte, waterproof vinyl, built for water bottles, laptops, car windows, tumblers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade in the USA\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOfficial Opie merchandise, artwork created by Sly Dawg Studio in official collaboration with Opie's owner (@justopiethings)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eFAQ\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat size are these stickers?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eEach sticker is 3\" tall. All three ship together as one set.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAre they waterproof?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes, matte waterproof vinyl, safe for water bottles, laptops, car windows, and anywhere else that gets wet, sunny, or roughed up daily.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does \"kiss-cut\" mean?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eKiss-cut (also called easy-peel) means each sticker is cut to its exact shape but left on a single backing sheet, so you can peel one off at a time instead of dealing with a full sheet of one design.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhere are these made?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMade in the USA.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this official Opie merchandise?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes. The artwork is created by Sly Dawg Studio in official collaboration with Opie's owner (@justopiethings), who owns Opie's image and approves every design.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I buy these designs individually instead of as a set?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis particular 3-pack is sold as a set only.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWho is Sly Dawg Studio?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSly Dawg Studio is a Portland, OR-based design studio specializing in funny dog and pet gifts, stickers, accessories, and custom gifts featuring your own pet. We collaborate with pet influencers to create official merch their fans will love.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/collections\/opie-official-merch\" title=\"Shop all of our official Opie merch collection by Sly Dawg Studio.\"\u003eShop all Opie official merch\u003c\/a\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/collections\/opie-official-merch\"\u003e.\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/collections\/pit-bull-pitbull-gifts-stickers-for-bully-breed-fans\"\u003eShop our pit bull and bully breed sticker collection.\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sly Dawg Studio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51474841075990,"sku":"OPIE-STI-3PCK","price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0822\/3021\/4934\/files\/opie-help-desk-stickers-set-of-three-rescue-sly-dawg-studio_7d914d30-f923-4c3c-95d1-8ae5d755f3ba.jpg?v=1784669249"},{"product_id":"opie-judging-you-sticker","title":"Opie Judging You Sticker","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHe's not saying anything. He doesn't have to.\u003c\/strong\u003e That look says it all, and now it's a sticker.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOpie's signature judging face, captured in full portrait glory, is ready to go on your water bottle, laptop, car window, or anywhere else that needs a little silent disapproval.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eOpie Judging You, Official Pit Bull Merch\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003ch3\u003eSticker Specs\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e3\" on the longest side\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eKiss-cut (easy-peel), cut to shape and left on its backing until you're ready\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMatte, waterproof vinyl, built for water bottles, laptops, car windows, and tumblers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade in the USA\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOfficial Opie merchandise, artwork created by Sly Dawg Studio in official collaboration with Opie's owner (@justopiethings)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch2\u003eFAQ\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat size is this sticker?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e3 inches on the longest side.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs it waterproof?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes, matte waterproof vinyl, safe for water bottles, laptops, car windows, and anywhere that gets wet, sunny, or roughed up daily.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does kiss-cut mean?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eEach sticker is cut to its exact shape but stays on a backing sheet until you peel it. Easy to apply, no fussing with scissors.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhere is it made?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMade in the USA.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this official Opie merchandise?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes. Artwork created by Sly Dawg Studio in official collaboration with Opie's owner (@justopiethings), who owns Opie's image and approves every design.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/collections\/opie-official-merch\"\u003eShop all Opie official merch.\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/collections\/pit-bull-pitbull-gifts-stickers-for-bully-breed-fans\"\u003eShop our pit bull and bully breed sticker collection.\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sly Dawg Studio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51475007078678,"sku":"OPIE-STI-101","price":4.75,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0822\/3021\/4934\/files\/opie-judging-you-sticker-sly-dawg-studio.jpg?v=1782452078"},{"product_id":"opie-just-me-judging-you-sticker","title":"Opie Just Me Judging You Sticker","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHe sat down, looked directly at you, and rolled his eyes so hard you could hear it.\u003c\/strong\u003e Then he held the pose long enough for us to make a sticker out of it. You're welcome.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is Opie in full-body judging mode, collar tag and all, doing what he does best: sitting with complete dignity while making you feel like you have absolutely none. Stick him on your water bottle, laptop, or car window and let him do the judging for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eOpie Just Me Judging You, Official Pit Bull Merch\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003ch3\u003eSticker Specs\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e3\" on the longest side\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eKiss-cut (easy-peel), cut to shape and left on its backing until you're ready\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMatte, waterproof vinyl, built for water bottles, laptops, car windows, and tumblers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade in the USA\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOfficial Opie merchandise, artwork created by Sly Dawg Studio in official collaboration with Opie's owner (@justopiethings)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch2\u003eFAQ\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat size is this sticker?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e3 inches on the longest side.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs it waterproof?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes, matte waterproof vinyl, safe for water bottles, laptops, car windows, and anywhere that gets wet, sunny, or roughed up daily.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does kiss-cut mean?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eEach sticker is cut to its exact shape but stays on a backing sheet until you peel it. Easy to apply, no fussing with scissors.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhere is it made?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMade in the USA.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this official Opie merchandise?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes. Artwork created by Sly Dawg Studio in official collaboration with Opie's owner (@justopiethings), who owns Opie's image and approves every design.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/collections\/opie-official-merch\"\u003eShop all Opie official merch.\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/collections\/pit-bull-pitbull-gifts-stickers-for-bully-breed-fans\"\u003eShop our pit bull and bully breed sticker collection.\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sly Dawg Studio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51475201065238,"sku":"OPIE-STI-100","price":4.75,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0822\/3021\/4934\/files\/opie-just-me-judging-you-sticker-sly-dawg-studio.jpg?v=1783660627"},{"product_id":"opie-lets-get-baked-t-shirt","title":"Opie Lets Get Baked T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOpie has one speed: fully baked.\u003c\/strong\u003e Back flopped, paws up, zero regrets. This is his natural state, and now it's on your chest.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe \"Let's Get Baked\" graphic features Opie the Potato in full zoomie-recovery mode, printed on a soft, pre-shrunk Hanes tee. Designed and printed in Portland, OR, one shirt at a time, in official collaboration with Opie's owner (@justopiethings).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eShirt Details\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHanes Perfect T (4980), 4.5 oz. 100% ring-spun cotton, pre-shrunk\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eModern contemporary fit with set-in narrower ribbed collar\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDouble-needle hem and sleeves for durability\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShoulder-to-shoulder taping for shape retention\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlack tear-away label for comfort\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in White, sizes S-XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesigned and printed in Portland, OR\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOfficial Opie merchandise, created in collaboration with Opie's owner (@justopiethings)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMachine wash cold, inside out\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTumble dry low or hang dry\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not iron directly on the graphic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not dry clean\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not bleach\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eSize Guide\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis tee runs true to size in a modern fit. Measurements are laid flat in inches.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eS:\u003c\/strong\u003e Chest 18\", Body Length 28\", Shoulders 17\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eM:\u003c\/strong\u003e Chest 20\", Body Length 29\", Shoulders 18\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eL:\u003c\/strong\u003e Chest 22\", Body Length 31\", Shoulders 19\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eXL:\u003c\/strong\u003e Chest 24\", Body Length 32\", Shoulders 20\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eFAQ\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this official Opie merchandise?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes. Designed and printed by Sly Dawg Studio in Portland, OR, in official collaboration with Opie's owner (@justopiethings), who approves every design.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat is the graphic style?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe graphic is applied using a DTF (direct-to-film) transfer, which gives it a clean, sticker-style look with a white background. This is an intentional design choice that matches the Opie brand aesthetic.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow should I wash it?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMachine wash cold inside out, tumble dry low. Do not iron on the graphic.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes are available?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eS, M, L, and XL. See the size guide above for exact measurements.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/collections\/opie-official-merch\" title=\"Shop the entire @justopiethings Opie Merch collection\"\u003eShop all Opie official merch\u003c\/a\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/collections\/opie-official-merch\"\u003e.\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/collections\/pit-bull-pitbull-gifts-stickers-for-bully-breed-fans\"\u003eShop our pit bull and bully breed sticker collection.\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sly Dawg Studio","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":51479274848534,"sku":"OPIE-TEE-B1-S","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":51479274881302,"sku":"OPIE-TEE-B1-M","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":51479274914070,"sku":"OPIE-TEE-B1-L","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":51479274946838,"sku":"OPIE-TEE-B1-XL","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":51639375364374,"sku":"OPIE-TEE-B1-3XL","price":39.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL","offer_id":51639375397142,"sku":"OPIE-TEE-B1-4XL","price":39.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0822\/3021\/4934\/files\/opie-lets-get-baked-tshirt-sly-dawg-studio.jpg?v=1782542451"},{"product_id":"opie-just-me-judging-you-t-shirt","title":"Opie Just Me Judging You T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHe's not angry. He's not upset. He's just watching. And judging.\u003c\/strong\u003e Constantly.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOpie's full-body judging pose, collar tag and all, is now on your chest. Wear it as a warning. Wear it as a mood. Wear it because you, too, have opinions about everything and zero interest in hiding it. Designed and printed in Portland, OR, one shirt at a time, in official collaboration with Opie's owner (@justopiethings).\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eShirt Details\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHanes Perfect T (4980), 4.5 oz. 100% ring-spun cotton, pre-shrunk\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eModern contemporary fit with set-in narrower ribbed collar\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDouble-needle hem and sleeves for durability\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShoulder-to-shoulder taping for shape retention\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlack tear-away label for comfort\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in White, sizes S-XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesigned and printed in Portland, OR\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOfficial Opie merchandise, created in collaboration with Opie's owner (@justopiethings)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch2\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMachine wash cold, inside out\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTumble dry low or hang dry\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not iron directly on the graphic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not dry clean\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not bleach\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch2\u003eSize Guide\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis tee runs true to size in a modern fit. Measurements are laid flat in inches.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eS:\u003c\/strong\u003e Chest 18\", Body Length 28\", Shoulders 17\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eM:\u003c\/strong\u003e Chest 20\", Body Length 29\", Shoulders 18\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eL:\u003c\/strong\u003e Chest 22\", Body Length 31\", Shoulders 19\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eXL:\u003c\/strong\u003e Chest 24\", Body Length 32\", Shoulders 20\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch2\u003eFAQ\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this official Opie merchandise?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes. Designed and printed by Sly Dawg Studio in Portland, OR, in official collaboration with Opie's owner (@justopiethings), who approves every design.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat is the graphic style?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe graphic is applied using a DTF (direct-to-film) transfer, which gives it a clean, sticker-style look with a white background. This is an intentional design choice that matches the Opie brand aesthetic.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow should I wash it?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMachine wash cold inside out, tumble dry low. Do not iron on the graphic.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes are available?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eS, M, L, and XL. 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Stick it on your water bottle, laptop, tumbler, or anywhere else that could use a little judgmental pit bull energy.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eOpie Couch Potato, Official Pit Bull Merch\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003ch3\u003eSticker Specs\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e3 inches on the longest side\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eKiss-cut, matte waterproof vinyl\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eScratch resistant and weatherproof\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade in USA\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/collections\/opie-official-merch\"\u003eShop all Opie official merch.\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/collections\/pit-bull-pitbull-gifts-stickers-for-bully-breed-fans\"\u003eShop our pit bull and bully breed sticker collection.\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sly Dawg Studio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51482934837526,"sku":"OPIE-STI-102","price":4.75,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0822\/3021\/4934\/files\/opie-couch-potato-sticker-sly-dawg-studio.jpg?v=1782795179"},{"product_id":"opie-lets-get-baked-sticker","title":"Opie Lets Get Baked Sticker","description":"\u003cp\u003eOpie has one speed: fully baked. Back flopped, paws up, tongue out, zero regrets. This is his natural state, captured in sticker form so you can carry his energy everywhere you go.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eOpie Lets Get Baked Sticker\u003c\/strong\u003e is official @justopiethings merch, designed by Sly Dawg Studio in collaboration with Opie's owner. Stick it on your water bottle, laptop, tumbler, or anywhere else that needs a little chaotic pit bull energy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eOpie Lets Get Baked, Official Pit Bull Merch\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSticker Specs\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e3 inches on the longest side\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eKiss-cut, matte waterproof vinyl\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eScratch resistant and weatherproof\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade in USA\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/collections\/opie-official-merch\" title=\"Shop all of the @justopiethings Opie official merch collection.\"\u003eShop all Opie official merch.\u003c\/a\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/collections\/opie-official-merch\"\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/collections\/pit-bull-pitbull-gifts-stickers-for-bully-breed-fans\"\u003eShop our pit bull and bully breed sticker collection.\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sly Dawg Studio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51483199308054,"sku":"OPIE-STI-103","price":4.75,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0822\/3021\/4934\/files\/opie-lets-get-baked-sticker-sly-dawg-studio.jpg?v=1782799073"},{"product_id":"opie-zipper-pouch","title":"Opie Zipper Pouch \"Just Me Judging You\"","description":"\u003ch2\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eEvery Purchase Supports Three Little Pitties Rescue + Includes a FREE \"Life Is Lit With a Pit\" Waterproof Sticker ($4 Value)\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eOpie sat down, stared directly at you, and said nothing. He didn't have to. That look does all the talking, and now it's on a pouch you can take everywhere.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOpie knows what it's like to need a second chance. That's why a portion of every sale of this item supports \u003ca title=\"Three Little Pitties Rescue\" href=\"https:\/\/www.threelittlepitties.org\"\u003eThree Little Pitties\u003c\/a\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.threelittlepitties.org\"\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e, a rescue dedicated to saving pit bulls and bully breeds. Donations from this product are processed automatically. Sly Dawg Studio uses Conscious Cart to ensure every contribution reaches the rescue without any extra steps from you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eOpie Zipper Pouch\u003c\/strong\u003e is official @justopiethings merch, designed and printed in Portland, OR by Sly Dawg Studio. Use it as a cosmetic bag, pencil pouch, travel organizer, or anything else that needs a little silent disapproval on the outside.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eYou Get\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOpie \"Just Me. Judging You.\" zipper pouch\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eFREE\u003c\/strong\u003e \"Life Is Lit With a Pit\" 3\" waterproof vinyl sticker (a $4 value)Life is Lit with a Pit 3\" matte waterproof vinyl sticker\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eZipper Pouch, Official Opie Merch\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003ePouch Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCanvas construction with black zipper\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e8.3 x 5\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTF (direct-to-film) graphic transfer\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesigned and printed in Portland, OR\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOfficial Opie merchandise, created in collaboration with Opie's owner (@justopiethings)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSpot clean only\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not machine wash\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not tumble dry\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not iron on top of the graphic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca title=\"Shop the entire line of @justopiething Opie merch!\" href=\"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/collections\/opie-official-merch\"\u003eShop all Opie official merch\u003c\/a\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/collections\/opie-official-merch\"\u003e.\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca title=\"Shop all of Sly Dawg Studio's funny cat and dog stickers!\" href=\"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/collections\/pit-bull-pitbull-gifts-stickers-for-bully-breed-fans\"\u003eShop our pit bull and bully breed sticker collection\u003c\/a\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/collections\/pit-bull-pitbull-gifts-stickers-for-bully-breed-fans\"\u003e.\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sly Dawg Studio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51483231289622,"sku":"OPIE-POUCH-1","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0822\/3021\/4934\/files\/opie-zipper-pouch-layflat-sly-dawg-studio_4.jpg?v=1784669072"},{"product_id":"opie-magnet-judging-you","title":"Opie Magnet Judging You","description":"\u003cp\u003eHe sat down. 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Stick it on your fridge, filing cabinet, locker, or any metal surface that needs a little silent disapproval.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eOpie Magnet Judging You, Official Pit Bull Merch\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003ch3\u003eMagnet Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e2.5 inch square with rounded corners\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eStrong magnet backing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesigned and printed in Portland, OR\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOfficial Opie merchandise, created in collaboration with Opie's owner (@justopiethings)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/collections\/opie-official-merch\"\u003eShop all Opie official merch.\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/collections\/pit-bull-pitbull-gifts-stickers-for-bully-breed-fans\"\u003eShop our pit bull and bully breed sticker collection.\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sly Dawg Studio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51483250622742,"sku":"OPIE-MAG-100","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0822\/3021\/4934\/files\/opie-magnet-judging-you-sly-dawg-studio.jpg?v=1782802145"},{"product_id":"opie-magnet-lets-get-baked","title":"Opie Magnet Lets Get Baked","description":"\u003cp\u003eOpie has one speed: fully baked. 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Stick it on your fridge, filing cabinet, locker, or any metal surface that needs a little chaotic pit bull energy.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eOpie Magnet Lets Get Baked, Official Pit Bull Merch\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003ch3\u003eMagnet Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e2.5 inch square with rounded corners\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eStrong magnet backing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesigned and printed by Sly Dawg Studio\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOfficial Opie merchandise, created in collaboration with Opie's owner (@justopiethings)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/collections\/opie-official-merch\"\u003eShop all Opie official merch.\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/collections\/pit-bull-pitbull-gifts-stickers-for-bully-breed-fans\"\u003eShop our pit bull and bully breed sticker collection.\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sly Dawg Studio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51483273593110,"sku":"OPIE-MAG-101","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0822\/3021\/4934\/files\/opie-magnet-lets-get-baked-sly-dawg-studio.jpg?v=1782802670"},{"product_id":"opie-dog-hat","title":"Opie Dog Hat | Trucker Hat for All Size Dogs","description":"\u003cp\u003eOpie sat down, stared directly at you, and put on a hat. 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It velcros under the chin with fully adjustable straps that go forward, backward, and fine-tune to your dog's exact head shape.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eHat Features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePup Lid brand, the premium vet and engineer-designed dog hat\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDog hat with ear holes, fits floppy, upright, and side ears comfortably\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDog hat that stays on, velcro chin strap with multi-directional adjustable straps\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e6 sizes available, fits chihuahua through Great Dane\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOlive green mesh back with white front panel\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\"Just Me. 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It's that simple.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eOpie Wallet Bottle Opener, Official Pit Bull Merch\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eBottle Opener Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eStainless steel, flat wallet bottle opener\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCredit card-sized, 3.35 inches x 2.09 inches\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDouble-sided print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVery strong, works great\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePortable, fits in wallet or pocket\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOfficial Opie merchandise, art by Sly Dawg Studio in collaboration with @justopiethings\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/collections\/opie-official-merch\"\u003eShop all Opie official merch.\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sly Dawg Studio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51485096083734,"sku":"OPIE-BOT-100","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0822\/3021\/4934\/files\/opie-bottle-opener-layflat-sly-dawg-studio_1.jpg?v=1785713854"},{"product_id":"opie-metal-bookmark","title":"Opie Metal Bookmark | @justopiethings Judging Your Book","description":"\u003cp\u003eYou picked up a book. 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Made in USA.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eOpie Metal Bookmark, Official Pit Bull Merch\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eBookmark Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMetal bookmark with white tassel\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e6 inches x 2 inches\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSingle-sided print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade in USA\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesigned and printed by Sly Dawg Studio\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOfficial Opie merchandise, art by Sly Dawg Studio in collaboration with @justopiethings\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/collections\/opie-official-merch\" title=\"Shop the full @justopiethings Opie Merch collection by Sly Dawg Studio\"\u003eShop all Opie official merch\u003c\/a\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/collections\/opie-official-merch\"\u003e.\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/collections\/funny-dog-stickers\" title=\"Shop all of our funny dog and cat stickers.\"\u003eShop our funny dog, cat and humor sticker collection\u003c\/a\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/collections\/funny-dog-stickers\"\u003e.\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sly Dawg Studio","offers":[{"title":"GRAY: Just me. 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Available in black or camo.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eOpie Lets Get Baked Trucker Hat for Humans, Official Pit Bull Merch\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eHat Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOtto foam trucker hat, one size fits most\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAdjustable plastic snapback for a custom fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWhite front panel with Opie the Potato Lets Get Baked design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or camo\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesigned and printed in Portland, OR by Sly Dawg Studio\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOfficial Opie merchandise, art by Sly Dawg Studio in collaboration with @justopiethings\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this official Opie merchandise?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes. The Opie Lets Get Baked Trucker Hat for Humans is official @justopiethings merch, created by Sly Dawg Studio in collaboration with Opie's owner.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill this hat fit me?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes. The Otto foam trucker hat is one size fits most with an adjustable plastic snapback so you can dial in the fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does \"Let's Get Baked\" mean?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt's a punny nod to Opie's favorite pastime: flopping on his back and soaking up the sun. Opie the Potato is fully baked and has no comments on whatever you are reading into this.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWho is Opie the Potato?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOpie is a pit bull and internet personality known for his judgy expressions and commitment to the potato position. 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He didn't have to. The \u003cstrong\u003eOpie Reusable Notepad Portfolio\u003c\/strong\u003e is official @justopiethings merch for the person who takes notes, keeps lists, and appreciates a little silent judgment while they do it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe white faux leather cover features Opie's full-body \"Just Me. Judging You.\" portrait against a clean white panel with a charcoal fabric spine. It looks sharp on a desk, in a meeting, or anywhere you need to look like you have your life together. Opie makes no promises about the contents.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA lined notepad is included as a bonus so you can get started right away. When it runs out, just swap in any standard refill pad.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eOpie Reusable Notepad Portfolio, Official Pit Bull Merch\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003ch3\u003ePortfolio Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWhite faux leather front cover with charcoal fabric spine\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSublimation-printed \"Just Me. Judging You.\" Opie design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e7 x 9 inches\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eInterior pocket to hold loose papers, cards, or notes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eElastic pen loop on interior spine\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIncludes a lined notepad to get you started\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesigned and printed in Portland, OR by Sly Dawg Studio\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOfficial Opie merchandise, created in collaboration with Opie's owner (@justopiethings)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch2\u003eFAQ\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat size is this portfolio?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe portfolio measures 7 x 9 inches, a standard size that fits most desk setups and bags.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes it come with a notepad?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes. A lined notepad is included as a bonus. When it runs out, replace it with any standard refill pad that fits the interior.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs there a pen holder?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes. An elastic loop on the interior spine holds a pen or stylus securely.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this official Opie merchandise?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes. The artwork is created by Sly Dawg Studio in official collaboration with Opie's owner (@justopiethings), who owns Opie's image and approves every design.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhere is this made?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDesigned and printed in Portland, OR by Sly Dawg Studio.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWho is Opie?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOpie is a pit bull and internet personality known for his judgy expressions and commitment to the couch. Follow @justopiethings for the full experience.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWho is Sly Dawg Studio?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSly Dawg Studio is a Portland, OR-based design studio specializing in funny dog and pet gifts, stickers, accessories, and custom gifts featuring your own pet. We collaborate with pet influencers to create official merch their fans will love.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/collections\/opie-official-merch\"\u003eShop all Opie official merch.\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/collections\/funny-dog-stickers\"\u003eShop our funny dog, cat and humor sticker collection.\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sly Dawg Studio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51563998970134,"sku":"OPIE-NOTE-100","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0822\/3021\/4934\/files\/opie-justopiethings-reusable-notepad-portfolio-lifestyle-sly-dawg-studio.webp?v=1784160889"},{"product_id":"opie-badge-reel","title":"Opie Badge Reel | Retractable Badge Holder","description":"\u003cp\u003eOpie has entered the workplace. These retractable badge reels feature official @justopiethings artwork exclusively through Sly Dawg Studio, and they're here to make your lanyard significantly more judgmental.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eChoose from two Opie designs, each available in two background colors. Whether Opie is wearing his french fry shirt or his rubber duck shirt, he's bringing the same energy: mild disdain, maximum comfort.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e1.8\" printed disc\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRetractable reel with alligator swivel clip\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTwo designs: French Fry and Rubber Duck\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTwo background colors per design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOfficial @justopiethings merch, exclusively through Sly Dawg Studio\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesigned and printed in Portland, OR\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNurses, teachers, office workers, and anyone who badges in daily\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOpie fans who want to bring him to work\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePit bull lovers who want their ID badge to spark conversation\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGifts for coworkers, grads, and anyone with a lanyard\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eFAQ\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eIs this official Opie merchandise?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. Every design is created by Sly Dawg Studio in official collaboration with Opie's owner (@justopiethings), who approves each design before release.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eHow does the clip work?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe alligator swivel clip attaches to a pocket, waistband, lanyard, or badge holder. The retractable cord extends and retracts smoothly for easy badge scanning.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhere is this made?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDesigned and printed in Portland, OR by Sly Dawg Studio.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/collections\/opie-official-merch\" title=\"Shop our entire collection of @justopiethings Opie Merch at Sly Dawg Studio.\"\u003eShop all official @justopiethings merch at Sly Dawg Studio\u003c\/a\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/collections\/opie-official-merch\"\u003e.\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDoes your dog need a hat? \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/collections\/fun-dog-trucker-hat-for-every-breed-size\" title=\"Shop our trucker hats for dogs, available in 6 sizes.\"\u003eShop our dog trucker hats, designed to fit every breed and size\u003c\/a\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/collections\/fun-dog-trucker-hat-for-every-breed-size\"\u003e.\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sly Dawg Studio","offers":[{"title":"Peach (French Fry PJs)","offer_id":51589773000982,"sku":"OPIE-BADGE-100P","price":15.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Green (French Fry PJs)","offer_id":51589773033750,"sku":"OPIE-BADGE-101G","price":15.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue (Duck PJ's)","offer_id":51589773066518,"sku":"OPIE-BADGE-102B","price":15.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Yellow-Green (Duck PJ's)","offer_id":51589773099286,"sku":"OPIE-BADGE-103YG","price":15.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0822\/3021\/4934\/files\/opie-badge-reels-four-colors-sly-dawg-studio.jpg?v=1784562269"},{"product_id":"opie-nap-sticker","title":"Opie Nap Sticker | Official @justopiethings Merch","description":"\u003cp\u003eOpie has priorities, and your plans are not among them. This sticker features Opie the Potato in his teddy bear pajamas, fully committed to his nap, with the caption MY NAP \u0026gt; YOUR PLANS. It is not a suggestion. It is a lifestyle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOfficial @justopiethings merch, exclusively through Sly Dawg Studio.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eSticker Details\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e3\" tall, kiss-cut for easy peel\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMatte waterproof vinyl\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade in USA\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWater bottles, laptops, car windows, and anywhere else that needs Opie's energy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePit bull lovers and nap enthusiasts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGifts for anyone who cancels plans guilt-free\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/collections\/opie-official-merch\"\u003eShop all official @justopiethings merch at Sly Dawg Studio.\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTry our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/pages\/shop-by-dog-breed\" title=\"Shop stickers and gifts by breed at Sly Dawg Studio\"\u003eSHOP BY BREED page\u003c\/a\u003e to see other cat and dog stickers and gifts.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sly Dawg Studio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51590010732822,"sku":"OPIE-STI-104","price":4.75,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0822\/3021\/4934\/files\/opie-nap-sticker-sly-dawg-studio_aa114c00-1477-4a3c-8c0e-ea8fd6f04378.jpg?v=1784528998"},{"product_id":"opie-help-desk-bookmark","title":"Opie Help Desk Bookmark | @justopiethings","description":"\u003cp\u003eOpie opened a Help Desk. Nobody asked him to. The advice is free, the judgment is implied, and now it comes with a tassel.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach bookmark features Opie at his Help Desk, dispensing the kind of wisdom only a pit bull in a propeller hat can offer. Pick your colorful advice and let Opie hold your page while you ignore whatever deadline you're currently avoiding.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eThe Three Designs\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGreen: \"Sounds Like a Tomorrow Problem\"\u003c\/strong\u003e for every task you're choosing to defer indefinitely\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOrange: \"Just Me. Judging You.\"\u003c\/strong\u003e his resting face, now marking your place\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBlue: \"Don't Stress. Take a Nap.\"\u003c\/strong\u003e the only advice Opie actually stands behind\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eBookmark Details\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e6\" x 2\" single-sided aluminum bookmark\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWhite tassel included\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlank made in the USA, printed in the USA\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesigned and printed in Portland, OR by Sly Dawg Studio\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOfficial @justopiethings merch, exclusively through Sly Dawg Studio\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBook lovers, readers, and anyone with a to-be-read pile taller than Opie\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePit bull fans who want Opie watching over their pages\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGifts for coworkers, bookworms, and anyone who relates to \"tomorrow problem\" energy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eFAQ\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eIs this official Opie merchandise?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. Every design is created by Sly Dawg Studio in official collaboration with Opie's owner (@justopiethings), who approves each design before release.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat is it made of?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSingle-sided aluminum, 6\" x 2\". Lightweight, durable, and won't bend in your book.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhere is it made?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe aluminum blank is made in the USA and printed in the USA. Designed in Portland, OR by Sly Dawg Studio.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eCan I get all three designs?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach color and design is sold individually. Add all three to your cart to complete the Help Desk collection.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/collections\/opie-official-merch\"\u003eS\u003c\/a\u003e\u003ca title=\"Shop all of the @justopiething Opie Merch collection at Sly Dawg Studio.\" href=\"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/collections\/opie-official-merch\"\u003ehop all official @justopiethings merch at Sly Dawg Studio\u003c\/a\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/collections\/opie-official-merch\"\u003e.\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca title=\"Shop all of our funny cat and dog stickers.\" href=\"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/collections\/funny-dog-stickers\"\u003eShop our funny dog, cat and humor sticker collection\u003c\/a\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/collections\/funny-dog-stickers\"\u003e.\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sly Dawg Studio","offers":[{"title":"Green","offer_id":51593405628694,"sku":"OPIE-BOOK-101-G","price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orange","offer_id":51593405661462,"sku":"OPIE-BOOK-102-O","price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue","offer_id":51593405694230,"sku":"OPIE-BOOK-103-B","price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0822\/3021\/4934\/files\/opie-bookmarks-help-desk-sly-dawg-studio.jpg?v=1784614367"},{"product_id":"opie-help-desk-magnet","title":"Opie Help Desk Magnet | @justopiethings","description":"\u003cp\u003eOpie opened a Help Desk. The fridge was hiring. Now he's on your refrigerator, your filing cabinet, your whiteboard, or anywhere else that needs a strong opinion and a stronger magnet.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach magnet features Opie at his Help Desk with one of his three signature pieces of advice. Pick your color, pick your vibe, and let Opie hold down the fort while you ignore whatever is on your to-do list.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eThe Three Designs\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGreen: \"Don't Stress. Take a Nap.\"\u003c\/strong\u003e the only advice Opie actually stands behind\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBlue: \"Just Me. Judging You.\"\u003c\/strong\u003e his resting face, now on your fridge\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOrange: \"Sounds Like a Tomorrow Problem\"\u003c\/strong\u003e for every task you're choosing to defer indefinitely\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eMagnet Details\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e2.5\" aluminum square\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVery strong ceramic magnet\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesigned and printed in Portland, OR\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOfficial @justopiethings merch, exclusively through Sly Dawg Studio\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFridges, filing cabinets, whiteboards, and any magnetic surface that needs Opie's energy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePit bull fans and anyone who runs their life on \"tomorrow problem\" logic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGifts for coworkers, dog lovers, and anyone who needs a little unsolicited advice on their fridge\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eFAQ\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eIs this official Opie merchandise?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. Every design is created by Sly Dawg Studio in official collaboration with Opie's owner (@justopiethings), who approves each design before release.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eHow strong is the magnet?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eVery strong ceramic magnet. It will hold on your fridge without sliding.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat is it made of?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e2.5\" aluminum square with a ceramic magnet backing. Blank made in the USA, printed in the USA.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhere is it made?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDesigned and printed in Portland, OR by Sly Dawg Studio.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eCan I get all three designs?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach color and design is sold individually. Add all three to your cart to complete the Help Desk collection.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/collections\/opie-official-merch\" title=\"Shop our full @justopiethings Opie Merch!\"\u003eShop all official @justopiethings merch at Sly Dawg Studio\u003c\/a\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/collections\/opie-official-merch\"\u003e.\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/collections\/funny-dog-stickers\" title=\"Shop all of our funny dog and cat stickers!\"\u003eShop our funny dog, cat and humor sticker collection\u003c\/a\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/collections\/funny-dog-stickers\"\u003e.\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sly Dawg Studio","offers":[{"title":"Green","offer_id":51594600349974,"sku":"OPIE-MAG-102-G","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue","offer_id":51594600382742,"sku":"OPIE-MAG-103-B","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orange","offer_id":51594600415510,"sku":"OPIE-MAG-104-O","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0822\/3021\/4934\/files\/justopiethings-opie-help-desk-magnets-3-colors-sly-dawg-studio.jpg?v=1784669902"},{"product_id":"official-opie-pin","title":"Official Opie Pin | @justopiethings","description":"\u003cp\u003eOpie the Potato, now in pin form. Small enough to go anywhere, judgmental enough to make an impression everywhere.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis official @justopiethings pin features Opie's portrait on a green background, butterfly clutch back, ready to clip onto your hat, bag, backpack, lanyard, or jacket lapel. Wherever you put him, he will stare. He will judge. He will say nothing. That's the whole point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eOfficial Opie the Potato Pin, @justopiethings Merch\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003ePit Bull Pin Specs\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e1\" total diameter, .9\" printed image\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eButterfly clutch back for secure attachment\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesigned and printed in Portland, OR by Sly Dawg Studio\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOfficial @justopiethings merch, exclusively through Sly Dawg Studio\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eFunny Dog Pin for Hats, Bags, Lanyards and More\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHats, backpacks, bags, and tote bags\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBadge lanyards and badge reels\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eJacket lapels and apparel\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePit bull fans who want Opie watching over their stuff\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGifts for @justopiethings fans\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eOpie Pin FAQ\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eIs this official @justopiethings merchandise?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. Every design is created by Sly Dawg Studio in official collaboration with Opie's owner (@justopiethings), who approves each design before release.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eHow does the butterfly clutch pin back work?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe butterfly clutch (also called a military clutch) is a metal clasp that pinches onto the pin post from the back, holding it securely in place on fabric. Push the wings together to attach or remove.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhere is this pit bull pin made?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDesigned and printed in Portland, OR by Sly Dawg Studio.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/collections\/opie-official-merch\" title=\"Shop all of our official Opie merch by Sly Dawg Studio.\"\u003eShop all official @justopiethings merch at Sly Dawg Studio\u003c\/a\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/collections\/opie-official-merch\"\u003e.\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/collections\/funny-dog-stickers\" title=\"Shop all of our funny dog and cat stickers \"\u003eShop our funny dog, cat and humor sticker collection\u003c\/a\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/collections\/funny-dog-stickers\"\u003e.\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sly Dawg Studio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51633289560342,"sku":"OPIE-PIN-100","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0822\/3021\/4934\/files\/official-opie-pin-sly-dawg-studio.jpg?v=1785556251"},{"product_id":"opie-tote-bag","title":"Opie Tote Bag | @justopiethings","description":"\u003cp\u003eOpie sat down, stared at you, and said nothing. Now he goes everywhere you go, judging every grocery run, every errand, every dog park trip with the same quiet authority.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eOpie Tote Bag\u003c\/strong\u003e is official @justopiethings merch, designed and printed in Portland, OR by Sly Dawg Studio. Heavy, sturdy canvas that holds its shape whether you're hauling books, groceries, or an overnight bag for your dog. Big enough to mean it. Structured enough to look good doing it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eOpie Just Me Judging You Tote Bag, Official @justopiethings Merch\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eTote Bag Specs\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e18\" wide x 14\" tall x 4\" deep\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavy, sturdy canvas construction\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlack contrast handles and base panel\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e5\" Opie \"Just Me. Judging You.\" graphic on front\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNo zipper, no interior pockets, just a big open bag that holds everything\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesigned and printed in Portland, OR by Sly Dawg Studio\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOfficial @justopiethings merch, exclusively through Sly Dawg Studio\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eFunny Dog Tote Bag for Groceries, Books and Dog Overnight Trips\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGrocery runs, farmers markets, and errands that require a bag with opinions\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBooks, laptops, and everything you carry to work or class\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDog overnight bag, vet visits, and anywhere your dog's stuff needs to go\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBeach, pool, and weekend trips\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGifts for pit bull fans, @justopiethings followers, and anyone who needs Opie watching over their stuff\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eOpie Tote Bag FAQ\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eIs this official @justopiethings merchandise?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. Every design is created by Sly Dawg Studio in official collaboration with Opie's owner (@justopiethings), who approves each design before release.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eHow big is this canvas tote bag?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e18\" wide x 14\" tall x 4\" deep. It's a genuinely large, structured tote. Big enough for a full grocery haul or a dog's overnight bag.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eDoes it have a zipper or pockets?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo zipper, no pockets. Open top, one large main compartment. Simple, roomy, and easy to load and unload.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhere is the design printed?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDesigned and printed in Portland, OR by Sly Dawg Studio.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/collections\/opie-official-merch\" title=\"Shop the entire Opie @justopiethings merch collection by Sly Dawg Studio.\"\u003eShop all official @justopiethings merch at Sly Dawg Studio\u003c\/a\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/collections\/opie-official-merch\"\u003e.\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/collections\/funny-dog-stickers\" title=\"Shop all of our funny dog and cat stickers.\"\u003eShop our funny dog, cat and humor sticker collection\u003c\/a\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/collections\/funny-dog-stickers\"\u003e.\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sly Dawg Studio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51633319051542,"sku":"OPIE-TOTE-100","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0822\/3021\/4934\/files\/opie-tote-bag-lifestyle-female-model-sly-dawg-studio.jpg?v=1785725100"},{"product_id":"opie-keychain","title":"Opie Keychain | @justopiethings","description":"\u003cp\u003eOpie wore the teddy bear pajamas. He did not ask for your opinion about it. He just stared. Now he goes on your keys, your bag, your lanyard, or anywhere else that needs a little silent judgment on the go.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis official @justopiethings keychain features Opie in his iconic teddy bear PJs, printed on both sides of a 2\" round aluminum disc. Made in the USA, designed and printed in Portland, OR by Sly Dawg Studio.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eOpie Teddy Bear Pajamas Keychain, Official @justopiethings Merch\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003ePit Bull Keychain Specs\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e2\" diameter round aluminum disc\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDouble-sided print, same design on both sides\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSilver split ring keychain attachment\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade in the USA, designed and printed in Portland, OR\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOfficial @justopiethings merch, exclusively through Sly Dawg Studio\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eFunny Dog Keychain for Keys, Bags, Lanyards and More\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eKeys, keychains, and key rings\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBackpack and bag zippers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBadge lanyards and badge reels\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGifts for pit bull fans and @justopiethings followers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone who needs Opie judging them from their pocket\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eOpie Keychain FAQ\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eIs this official @justopiethings merchandise?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. Every design is created by Sly Dawg Studio in official collaboration with Opie's owner (@justopiethings), who approves each design before release.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eIs this pit bull keychain double-sided?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. The Opie teddy bear PJ design is printed on both sides of the aluminum disc so it always shows face-up no matter how it hangs.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhere is this dog keychain made?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade in the USA. Designed and printed in Portland, OR by Sly Dawg Studio.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/collections\/opie-official-merch\" title=\"Shop the complete @justopiethings Opie Merch collection.\"\u003eShop all official @justopiethings merch at Sly Dawg Studio\u003c\/a\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/collections\/opie-official-merch\"\u003e.\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/collections\/funny-dog-stickers\" title=\"Shop all of our funny cat and dog stickers.\"\u003eShop our funny dog, cat and humor sticker collection\u003c\/a\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/collections\/funny-dog-stickers\"\u003e.\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sly Dawg Studio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51633989517590,"sku":"OPIE-KEY-100","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0822\/3021\/4934\/files\/opie-keychain-sly-dawg-studio.jpg?v=1785563350"},{"product_id":"opie-lets-get-baked-apron","title":"Opie Let's Get Baked Apron | @justopiethings","description":"\u003cp\u003eOpie the Potato has one true passion in life: lying in the sun, belly up, soaking in every ray until he is perfectly, gloriously warm all the way through. He calls it sunbathing. The apron calls it something else. Either way, he is fully committed to the process and he wants you to be too.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eOpie Let's Get Baked Apron\u003c\/strong\u003e is official @justopiethings merch, designed and printed in Portland, OR by Sly Dawg Studio. Whether you're roasting vegetables, baking cookies, or just standing near a warm oven looking like you know what you're doing, Opie has your back. And your front. Mostly your front.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eOpie Let's Get Baked Apron, Official @justopiethings Pit Bull Merch\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003ch3\u003eOpie Let's Get Baked Apron Specs\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e65% polyester, 35% cotton twill blend\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e22\" wide x 24\" long\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e2 wide front pockets\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e46\" waist tie length\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNavy blue with Opie \"Let's Get Baked\" graphic on chest\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesigned and printed in Portland, OR by Sly Dawg Studio\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOfficial @justopiethings merch, exclusively through Sly Dawg Studio\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch2\u003eWho Needs the Opie Let's Get Baked Apron\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone who bakes, grills, or cooks and needs Opie supervising from their chest\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePit bull fans and @justopiethings followers who want Opie in the kitchen\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHousewarming, birthday, and holiday gifts for the person who has everything except this\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePeople who take their sunbathing as seriously as their cooking\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch2\u003eOpie Let's Get Baked Apron FAQ\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003ch3\u003eIs this official @justopiethings merchandise?\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eYes. Every design is created by Sly Dawg Studio in official collaboration with Opie's owner (@justopiethings), who approves each design before release.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWhat does \"Let's Get Baked\" mean on the Opie apron?\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eOpie the Potato is famously devoted to sunbathing, flopped on his back, soaking up every ray until he is warm all the way through. \"Let's Get Baked\" is his personal philosophy. It also happens to be excellent kitchen advice. Interpret it however you like.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWhat size is the Opie Let's Get Baked Apron?\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e22\" wide x 24\" long with a 46\" waist tie. Fits most adults with two wide front pockets for tools, your phone, or whatever else needs to be within reach.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWhere is it printed?\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eAll printing is done in Portland, OR by Sly Dawg Studio.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/collections\/opie-official-merch\"\u003eShop all official @justopiethings merch at Sly Dawg Studio.\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/collections\/funny-dog-stickers\"\u003eShop our funny dog, cat and humor sticker collection.\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sly Dawg Studio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51634645041430,"sku":"OPIE-APRON-100","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0822\/3021\/4934\/files\/opie-apron-sly-dawg-studio.jpg?v=1785567021"}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0822\/3021\/4934\/collections\/opie-official-merch-sly-dawg-studio.jpg?v=1783652722","url":"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/collections\/opie-official-merch.oembed?page=2","provider":"Sly Dawg Studio","version":"1.0","type":"link"}