{"product_id":"bernese-mountain-dog-vinyl-sticker","title":"Bernese Mountain Dog Vinyl Sticker","description":"\u003cp\u003e\"CEO of No\" is the only corporate title that allows you to schedule a three-hour nap during the quarterly review.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eAbout This Bernese Mountain Dog Vinyl Sticker\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis kiss-cut vinyl sticker features a front-facing portrait of a Bernese mountain dog with a classic black, rust, and white tri-color coat, dark brown eyes, and the unblinking bureaucratic stare of a dog who has already reviewed your proposal and declined. Known also as a Berner, Bernese cattle dog, or Bouvier bernois, this fluffy executive wears an olive green collar with a round silver charm that reads \"CEO OF NO.\" The illustration sits against a clean white background with a crisp white contour border tracing every ear and ruff.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eWhere to Stick It\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAffix this corporate titan to your water bottle, laptop lid, or ski helmet. He is equally at home on a notebook cover, a skateboard deck, a guitar case, or the back of a phone case. Because this sticker is completely waterproof and dishwasher safe on the top rack, his executive veto will survive rain, car washes, and accidental coffee spills without softening his position on your timeline, which has been indefinitely delayed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePremium waterproof matte vinyl construction\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e3\" tall\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eKiss-cut edge with protective white border backing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUV-resistant and dishwasher safe\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesigned by Sly Dawg Studio. Made in USA.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003ePerfect Gift for Bernese Mountain Dog Lovers\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSlip this fluffy executive into a holiday card for the overworked project manager in your life. It makes the perfect small gift for anyone who reports to a dog that manages the entire household through passive resistance.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBrowse our full \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/collections\/bernese-mountain-dog-gifts-stickers-dog-lover-finds\" title=\"Shop all of our Berner stickers and gifts.\"\u003eBernese mountain dog sticker and gift collection\u003c\/a\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/collections\/bernese-mountain-dog-gifts-stickers-dog-lover-finds\"\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e, or \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/collections\/funny-dog-stickers\" title=\"Shop our full collection of funny dog stickers, cat stickers, and sarcastic stickers at Sly Dawg Studio.\"\u003eshop our funny dog, cat and humor sticker collection\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e3\" tall. Kiss-cut (easy peel). Waterproof matte vinyl. Made in USA.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sly Dawg Studio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51394614853910,"sku":"STI-KC-668-D","price":4.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0822\/3021\/4934\/files\/bernese-mountain-dog-vinyl-sticker-sly-dawg-studio.jpg?v=1780810580","url":"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/products\/bernese-mountain-dog-vinyl-sticker","provider":"Sly Dawg Studio","version":"1.0","type":"link"}