{"product_id":"brown-newfoundland-dog-sticker","title":"Brown Newfoundland Dog Sticker With Giant Lap Dog Energy","description":"\u003ch2\u003eA Brown Newfie Sticker for the World's Largest Lap Dog\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis brown Newfoundland dog sticker captures the magnificent logic of a Newfie: weigh roughly as much as a loveseat, then attempt to sit directly on one human thigh. With soulful eyes, a rich chocolate-brown coat, and a round collar charm reading \"LAP DOG,\" this waterproof matte sticker brings gentle-giant confidence to water bottles, laptops, coolers, notebooks, and other smooth surfaces. It's a funny Newfoundland gift for Newfie owners, dog lovers, and anyone currently losing circulation beneath 100-plus pounds of affection.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eAdopt This Waterproof Newfie Sticker. Legroom Was Overrated.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIllustrated brown Newfoundland portrait\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFunny \"LAP DOG\" collar charm\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGreat Newfoundland dog lover gift\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePerfect for water bottles, laptops, coolers and notebooks\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBig dog. Tiny understanding of personal space. Perfect sticker.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade in USA\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaterial: waterproof matte vinyl\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDimensions: 3 inches tall\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eKiss-cut, dishwasher safe\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/collections\/newfoundland-dog-gifts-waterproof-vinyl-stickers\"\u003eShop our Newfoundland dog gifts and stickers.\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/collections\/funny-dog-stickers\"\u003eShop our funny dog, cat and humor sticker collection.\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sly Dawg Studio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51638543941910,"sku":"STI-KC-687-D","price":4.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0822\/3021\/4934\/files\/brown-newfoundland-dog-sticker-sly-dawg-studio.jpg?v=1785650880","url":"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/products\/brown-newfoundland-dog-sticker","provider":"Sly Dawg Studio","version":"1.0","type":"link"}