{"product_id":"dark-golden-retriever-sticker","title":"Dark Golden Retriever Sticker With Zero Thoughts Inside","description":"\u003ch2\u003eA Dark Golden Retriever Sticker With a Beautifully Blank Mind\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis dark Golden Retriever sticker celebrates the lovable red-gold retriever whose head contains no thoughts, only tennis balls, unattended snacks, and the distant sound of someone opening cheese. Wearing a black collar and bone-shaped \"ZERO THOUGHTS\" charm, this waterproof matte sticker delivers classic Golden Retriever happiness without the burden of an internal monologue. Add this handsome airhead to a water bottle, laptop, cooler, notebook, or other smooth surface for an instant personality upgrade requiring absolutely no critical thinking.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eFetch This Golden Retriever Sticker. Thinking Is Overrated.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIllustrated dark Golden Retriever with rich red-gold coat\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFunny \"ZERO THOUGHTS\" bone-shaped collar charm\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGreat gift for Golden Retriever lovers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePerfect for water bottles, laptops, coolers and notebooks\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo thoughts. No worries. Possibly no memory of eating dinner.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade in USA\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaterial: waterproof matte vinyl\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDimensions: 3 inches tall\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eKiss-cut, dishwasher safe\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/collections\/golden-retriever-gifts-stickers-for-dog-lovers\" title=\"Shop our entire golden retriever sticker and gift collection.\"\u003eShop our Golden Retriever gifts and stickers\u003c\/a\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/collections\/golden-retriever-gifts-stickers-for-dog-lovers\"\u003e.\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/collections\/funny-dog-stickers\" title=\"Shop all of our funny dog and cat stickers.\"\u003eShop our funny dog, cat and humor sticker collection\u003c\/a\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/collections\/funny-dog-stickers\"\u003e.\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sly Dawg Studio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51638622814486,"sku":"STI-KC-690-D","price":4.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0822\/3021\/4934\/files\/dark-golden-retriever-sticker-sly-dawg-studio.jpg?v=1785653183","url":"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/products\/dark-golden-retriever-sticker","provider":"Sly Dawg Studio","version":"1.0","type":"link"}