{"product_id":"dog-math-sticker-dogs-greater-than-everything","title":"Dog Math Sticker | Dogs Are Greater Than Everything Decal","description":"\u003ch2\u003eDog math sticker - the only equation that has ever made complete sense.\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eDogs \u0026gt; everything. It's not an opinion, it's arithmetic. This \u003cstrong\u003edog math sticker\u003c\/strong\u003e is for the person who has run the numbers and arrived at the only logical conclusion - dogs are greater than everything else, full stop. Stick it on your water bottle, laptop, or phone case and let the math speak for itself.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eDog Math: The Class We All Would Have Aced\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis clean oval decal is 3 x 1.5\" - the perfect size for a water bottle, a phone case, or tucked into a card as a gift for the dog lover in your life who already knows the answer. The simple design lets the message do the heavy lifting, and the message is undeniable. Dogs \u0026gt; kids, dogs \u0026gt; Mondays, dogs \u0026gt; pretty much everything you can think of.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWaterproof Vinyl That Passes Every Test\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis waterproof vinyl sticker is dishwasher-safe and built to hold up through rain, mud, and the daily grind. Made in the USA with durable, weather-resistant material so the dog math stays legible long after you've forgotten every other equation you ever learned. A great sticker to slip into a card or stick on top of a gift for any dog person who appreciates a little humor with their math.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWaterproof and dishwasher-safe vinyl\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e3 x 1.5\" oval - clean and versatile\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade in the USA\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePerfect for water bottles, laptops, phone cases, and cards\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGreat gift for dog lovers, dog moms, and anyone who failed regular math\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eBrowse the full \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-dog-stickers\"\u003efunny dog stickers collection\u003c\/a\u003e for more.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sly Dawg Studio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47069726408982,"sku":"STI-R-204-D","price":4.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0822\/3021\/4934\/files\/dog-math-sticker-sly-dawg-studio.png?v=1775187917","url":"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/products\/dog-math-sticker-dogs-greater-than-everything","provider":"Sly Dawg Studio","version":"1.0","type":"link"}