{"product_id":"dog-parent-humor-sticker","title":"Dog Parent Humor Sticker | Sorry Something Came Up","description":"\u003ch2\u003eDog Parent Humor Sticker for People With Their Priorities Straight\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePlans were made. You had every intention of going.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThen your dog was sitting there being extremely available, and frankly the evening took care of itself.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis dog parent humor sticker reads “SORRY, SOMETHING CAME UP (my dog)”, a useful explanation for canceled plans, suspiciously early departures, and the increasingly obvious fact that your dog outranks most social obligations.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePut it on your water bottle or laptop and let everyone know there is a perfectly reasonable explanation for your absence. It has paws.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eFor the Dog Person Who Has Absolutely Used This Excuse\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSome stickers say you love dogs. This one documents the operational consequences.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt makes a particularly accurate gift for the dog parent who can produce seventeen reasons not to leave the house, sixteen of which are currently asleep on the couch.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd when somebody spots it on a water bottle and laughs because they have done exactly the same thing? Excellent. Your sticker has found its people.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e3 inches, measured by the longest side\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWaterproof vinyl\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMatte finish\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eKiss-cut sticker\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePermanent adhesive\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEasy-peel design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOriginal Sly Dawg Studio artwork\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade in the USA\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSize: 3\" Material: waterproof matte vinyl (easy peel \/ kiss cut). Made in USA.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/collections\/funny-dog-stickers\"\u003eShop our funny dog, cat and humor sticker collection.\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sly Dawg Studio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67647211176214,"sku":"STI-KC-720-D","price":4.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0822\/3021\/4934\/files\/dog-parent-humor-sticker-sly-dawg-studio.jpg?v=1791162710","url":"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/products\/dog-parent-humor-sticker","provider":"Sly Dawg Studio","version":"1.0","type":"link"}