{"product_id":"dog-problems-sticker-99-problems-my-dog-aint-one","title":"Dog Problems Sticker | 99 Problems My Dog Ain't One","description":"\u003ch2\u003eDog problems sticker for people who have their priorities perfectly sorted.\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eBills? Problem. Traffic? Problem. That group chat that won't stop? Massive problem. Your dog? Absolutely, categorically, not a problem. This \u003cstrong\u003edog problems sticker\u003c\/strong\u003e is for the person who has found the one relationship in life that never lets them down - and wants a 3\" vinyl reminder of that fact on their water bottle at all times.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eThe Dog Problems Sticker That Says Everything\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eAt 3\" wide, this sticker is big enough to make a statement and clever enough to make strangers smile. The 99 Problems reference lands instantly with dog people, and the message is universal - dogs are the solution, not the problem. Stick it on your laptop, Hydro Flask, car bumper, or journal and let it speak for you on the days you'd rather not.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWaterproof Vinyl That Outlasts All 99 Problems\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis waterproof vinyl sticker is dishwasher-safe and built to handle real life - rain, dog park mud, and daily water bottle use included. Made in the USA with durable, weather-resistant material so the message stays crisp long after the problems have come and gone. Because your dog deserves a sticker that lasts as long as your love for them.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWaterproof and dishwasher-safe vinyl\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e3\" wide - bold and readable\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade in the USA\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePerfect for water bottles, laptops, car bumpers, and journals\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGreat gift for any dog lover with a sense of humor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eBrowse the full \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-dog-stickers\"\u003efunny dog stickers collection\u003c\/a\u003e for more.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sly Dawg Studio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48803164029206,"sku":"STI-R-365-D","price":4.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0822\/3021\/4934\/files\/dog-problems-sticker-sly-dawg-studio.png?v=1775187636","url":"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/products\/dog-problems-sticker-99-problems-my-dog-aint-one","provider":"Sly Dawg Studio","version":"1.0","type":"link"}