{"product_id":"dogs-before-people-sticker","title":"Dogs Before People Sticker | My Dog Just Texted Gotta Run","description":"\u003cp\u003eA dogs before people sticker for anyone with better plans at home.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYour dog just texted. Apparently, this gathering has gone on long enough.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis dogs before people sticker is for anyone who has mentally left the conversation and is already picturing the dog waiting at home. The message is simple: \"My Dog Just Texted. Gotta Run.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePut it on your water bottle, laptop, notebook, or anywhere else that could use an honest explanation for your sudden departure.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eBecause your dog outranks most social obligations.\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis sticker makes a funny gift for the person who loves their dog, tolerates group plans, and always has a perfectly reasonable reason to leave early.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch4\u003eFeatures\u003c\/h4\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLets everyone know exactly where your priorities are\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGets a laugh from dog lovers who understand the urge to go home\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMatte finish keeps the design clean and easy to read\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWaterproof vinyl works well for everyday sticker-worthy belongings\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eKiss-cut backing makes it easy to peel and apply\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA clever little gift for someone who consistently chooses dogs before people\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch4\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h4\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eProduct: Kiss-cut vinyl sticker\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSize: 3 inches wide\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFinish: Matte\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaterial: Waterproof vinyl\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade in: USA\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eArtwork: Original Sly Dawg Studio design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/collections\/funny-dog-stickers\"\u003eShop our funny dog, cat and humor sticker collection.\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sly Dawg Studio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51541253914902,"sku":"STI-KC-681-D","price":4.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0822\/3021\/4934\/files\/dogs-before-people-sticker-sly-dawg-studio-2.jpg?v=1783793897","url":"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/products\/dogs-before-people-sticker","provider":"Sly Dawg Studio","version":"1.0","type":"link"}