{"product_id":"emotional-support-villain-tortie-cat-sticker","title":"Emotional Support Villain Tortie Cat Sticker","description":"\u003ch2\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe unofficial mascot of silent judgment\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cb\u003eAdd to cart before your cat files a formal complaint\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eThis \u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003cb\u003etortie cat sticker\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e is for the feline who offers absolutely zero emotional support but \u003ci\u003ewill\u003c\/i\u003e monitor your weaknesses like a full-time job. Consider it a tiny tribute to the house panther who sits three feet away, glaring like you borrowed money and never paid it back.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eCrafted for laptops, water bottles, and any surface that needs more attitude, this sticker transforms your gear from “I try my best” to “I no longer pretend.” It’s durable, dishwasher-safe, and guaranteed to outlast your last attempt at positive thinking.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eIf your cat’s love language is “light psychological warfare,” congratulations — this sticker speaks fluent villain.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize: 2.1” × 2.9”\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eMatte vinyl. \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003eDishwasher safe. \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003eMade in USA.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p4\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eAdd to cart and embrace the emotional instability you paid rent for.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sly Dawg Studio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50772670382358,"sku":"STI-M-531-D","price":4.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0822\/3021\/4934\/files\/tortie-cat-sticker-sly-dawg-studio.webp?v=1764211814","url":"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/products\/emotional-support-villain-tortie-cat-sticker","provider":"Sly Dawg Studio","version":"1.0","type":"link"}