{"product_id":"english-mastiff-sticker","title":"English Mastiff Sticker | \"Land Whale\" Funny Dog Vinyl Sticker","description":"\u003cp\u003eFor the People Who Know That \"Gentle Giant\" Is Only Half the Story.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAn English Mastiff doesn't walk into a room. They arrive. Gracefully, somehow, despite weighing about as much as a small refrigerator.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis original Sly Dawg Studio sticker celebrates everything Mastiff people love about the breed, right down to the collar tag that proudly reads \"Land Whale.\" It's the kind of joke that doesn't need explaining. If you've ever been leaned on by 180 pounds of affection, you're already smiling.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStick it on your laptop, water bottle, notebook, cooler, or wherever you want a daily reminder that oversized dogs somehow still believe they're lap dogs.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eOriginal Artwork for People Who Appreciate Really Big Dogs and Really Good Humor\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery detail of this English Mastiff portrait was created exclusively for Sly Dawg Studio, from the soulful expression to the unmistakable black mask and that perfectly honest collar charm.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause sometimes the funniest joke is also completely accurate.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eFeatures You'll Appreciate\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eExclusive Sly Dawg Studio English Mastiff artwork\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFunny \"Land Whale\" collar tag adds a subtle joke fellow Mastiff owners immediately understand\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e3-inch size works great on water bottles, laptops, notebooks, coolers, and more\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWaterproof matte vinyl\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEasy-to-peel kiss-cut design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade in the USA\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGreat gift for English Mastiff owners, breeders, rescue volunteers, and giant breed fans\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eProduct: English Mastiff Sticker\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSize: 3 inches\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaterial: Waterproof matte vinyl\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFinish: Matte\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eStyle: Kiss-cut sticker\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade in: USA\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eArtwork: Original Sly Dawg Studio design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/collections\/funny-cane-corso-stickers-gifts\" title=\"Shop all of our Mastiff and Cane Corso stickers and gifts.\"\u003eShop our Cane Corso and Mastiff gifts and stickers collection\u003c\/a\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/collections\/funny-cane-corso-stickers-gifts\"\u003e.\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/collections\/funny-dog-stickers\" title=\"Shop our full collection of funny dog stickers, cat stickers, and sarcastic stickers at Sly Dawg Studio.\"\u003eShop our funny dog, cat and humor sticker collection\u003c\/a\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/collections\/funny-dog-stickers\"\u003e.\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sly Dawg Studio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51543056744726,"sku":"STI-KC-683-D","price":4.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0822\/3021\/4934\/files\/english-mastiff-sticker-sly-dawg-studio_1.jpg?v=1783809406","url":"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/products\/english-mastiff-sticker","provider":"Sly Dawg Studio","version":"1.0","type":"link"}