{"product_id":"funny-bernese-mountain-dog-luggage-tag","title":"Funny Bernese Mountain Dog Luggage Tag by Sly Dawg Studio","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis funny Bernese Mountain Dog luggage tag features a tricolor Bernese Mountain Dog set against a background of vertical green and white stripes. The Bernese Mountain Dog, frequently called a Berner, wears a light blue buckled collar with a bone-shaped charm that reads \"1 BRAIN CELL \u0026amp; IT'S LOOSE.\" The illustration captures the wide-eyed, slightly frantic optimism of a large working dog who has decided that his primary job description is professional treat acquisition.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eHe Has Assessed the Situation and Determined It Requires a Snack.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhether attached to a suitcase, backpack, pet carrier, or laptop bag, this Berner ensures your gear is never lost, provided the person who finds it has a biscuit. He treats the airport terminal as a vast, untapped landscape of dropped pretzels and potential sandwich crusts. The black mesh pocket on the back keeps your contact details secure while he focuses on his high-level strategic initiative: staring at your carry-on until a granola bar appears. The clear plastic loop keeps this funny Bernese Mountain Dog luggage tag firmly on your bag throughout the journey.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA thoughtful gift for the traveler who knows their Berner's loyalty is fierce but highly transactional. The only honest way to label your gear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eShop Bernese Mountain Dog Gifts and Giant Breed Accessories at Sly Dawg Studio\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/collections\/funny-dog-stickers\" title=\"Shop our full collection of funny dog stickers, cat stickers, and sarcastic stickers at Sly Dawg Studio.\"\u003eShop our funny dog and cat sticker collection\u003c\/a\u003e at Sly Dawg Studio, including Bernese Mountain Dog stickers and more.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBrowse the full \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/collections\/bernese-mountain-dog-gifts-stickers-dog-lover-finds\" title=\"Bernese Mountain dog stickers and gifts.\"\u003eBernese Mountain Dog collection at Sly Dawg Studio\u003c\/a\u003e for more Berner gifts and accessories.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePremium faux leather construction\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e4.2 x 2.8 inches\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlack mesh pocket with paper ID card on back\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIncludes clear plastic attachment loop\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHand pressed by Sly Dawg Studio in Portland, OR\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Sly Dawg Studio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51297637400854,"sku":"LUG-TAG-582","price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0822\/3021\/4934\/files\/funny-bernese-mountain-dog-luggage-tag-sly-dawg-studio.jpg?v=1778221721","url":"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/products\/funny-bernese-mountain-dog-luggage-tag","provider":"Sly Dawg Studio","version":"1.0","type":"link"}