{"product_id":"funny-bernese-mountain-dog-sticker","title":"Funny Bernese Mountain Dog Sticker","description":"\u003ch2 class=\"p1\"\u003eA sticker for anyone who texts their dog back faster than people.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eMeet the only friend who \u003ci\u003eactually\u003c\/i\u003e responds: a chill Bernese Mountain Dog in a red hoodie, checking messages like he’s waiting on his snacks to ship. This \u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003efunny Bernese Mountain Dog sticker\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e captures peak Berner energy—loyal, unimpressed, and somehow better at managing notifications than you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eAdd this Berner sticker before your Berner starts ignoring your texts.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eIt’s waterproof, adventure-proof, and attitude-proof—just like every good Berner. Stick it on your laptop, water bottle, suitcase, or anything else that deserves a little dry humor. Instant upgrade for anyone who wants the vibe of “I socialize exclusively with my Berner.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eGift it to a Berner lover or keep it for yourself (your Berner would absolutely vote for that). Either way, it’s the kind of sticker that turns any surface into a “please text responsibly” zone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSize: 2.4” x 2.6”\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cb\u003eMatte vinyl. \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003eDishwasher safe. \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003eMade in USA.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p4\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sly Dawg Studio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50782483611926,"sku":"STI-M-532-D","price":4.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0822\/3021\/4934\/files\/funny-bernense-mountain-dog-sticker-sly-dawg-studio.png?v=1764445179","url":"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/products\/funny-bernese-mountain-dog-sticker","provider":"Sly Dawg Studio","version":"1.0","type":"link"}