{"product_id":"funny-black-poodle-sticker","title":"Funny Black Poodle Sticker","description":"\u003cp\u003e\"Smarter than your kid\" is not a boast. It is an entry-level performance metric.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eAbout This Funny Black Poodle Sticker\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis die-cut vinyl sticker features a front-facing portrait of a black poodle with a dense, curly coat, warm brown eyes, and a white chest patch that gives him the air of someone who has already read the room. Known also as a standard poodle, toy poodle, or miniature poodle, this pup wears a pale yellow collar with a bone-shaped silver charm that reads \"SMARTER THAN YOU KID.\" The illustration sits against a clean white background with a crisp white contour border tracing every curl.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eWhere to Stick It\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eApply this highly analytical personality to your water bottle, laptop lid, or ceramic travel mug. He is equally at home on a notebook cover, a skateboard deck, a guitar case, or the back of a phone case. Because this sticker is completely waterproof and dishwasher safe on the top rack, his patronizing expression will survive rain, car washes, and accidental coffee spills without softening his assessment of your intelligence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePremium waterproof matte vinyl construction\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e3\" tall\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eKiss-cut edge with protective white border backing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUV-resistant and dishwasher safe\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesigned by Sly Dawg Studio. Made in USA.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003ePerfect Gift for Poodle Lovers\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSlip this hyper-intelligent canine into a graduation card or birthday card for the discerning poodle owner in your life. It makes the perfect small gift for anyone who has long suspected their dog is running the household.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBrowse our full \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/collections\/poodle-dog-gifts-stickers-finds-for-all-three-sizes\" title=\"Shop all of our poodle stickers and gifts.\"\u003epoodle sticker and gift collection\u003c\/a\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/collections\/poodle-dog-gifts-stickers-finds-for-all-three-sizes\"\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e, or \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/collections\/funny-dog-stickers\" title=\"Shop our full collection of funny dog stickers, cat stickers, and sarcastic stickers at Sly Dawg Studio.\"\u003eshop our funny dog, cat and humor sticker collection\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e3\" tall. Kiss-cut (easy peel). Waterproof matte vinyl. Made in USA.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sly Dawg Studio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51394409824534,"sku":"STI-KC-663-D","price":4.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0822\/3021\/4934\/files\/funny-black-poodle-sticker-sly-dawg-studio.jpg?v=1780795227","url":"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/products\/funny-black-poodle-sticker","provider":"Sly Dawg Studio","version":"1.0","type":"link"}