{"product_id":"funny-maltese-sticker","title":"Funny Maltese Sticker | Short Dawg Syndrome","description":"\u003ch2\u003eFunny Maltese Sticker With a Very Large Opinion of Himself\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSmall dog. Enormous jurisdiction.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis funny Maltese sticker features a fluffy white dog with dark eyes, a deep teal collar, and a bone-shaped tag reading “SHORT DAWG SYNDROME.” The face is innocent. The attitude is probably under investigation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's the kind of sticker a Maltese person sees and immediately thinks of the tiny household supervisor currently occupying the best seat in the house.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eThree Inches of Unquestioned Authority\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePut this little dictator on a laptop or water bottle, or give it to someone whose Maltese has never once acknowledged being the smallest creature in the room.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e3 inches at the longest side\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWaterproof matte vinyl\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eKiss-cut, easy-peel sticker\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePermanent adhesive\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOriginal Sly Dawg Studio artwork\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade in the USA\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShop all of our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/collections\/maltese-maltipoo-gifts-stickers\" title=\"Maltese and Maltipoo stickers and gifts by Sly Dawg Studio.\"\u003eMaltese and Maltipoo stickers and gifts\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/collections\/funny-dog-stickers\" title=\"Shop all of the funny stickers by Sly Dawg Studio\"\u003eShop our funny dog, cat and humor sticker collection.\u003c\/a\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/collections\/funny-dog-stickers\"\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sly Dawg Studio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67682759115030,"sku":"STI-KC-726-D","price":4.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0822\/3021\/4934\/files\/funny-maltese-sticker-sly-dawg-studio.jpg?v=1791657115","url":"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/products\/funny-maltese-sticker","provider":"Sly Dawg Studio","version":"1.0","type":"link"}