{"product_id":"funny-mastiff-luggage-tag","title":"Funny Mastiff Luggage Tag | Land Whale Travel Accessory","description":"\u003ch2\u003eFunny Mastiff Luggage Tag | Identify Your Cargo Before It Identifies Itself\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eHe accepts his status as a terrestrial marine mammal with total confidence and zero apologies.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis funny mastiff luggage tag features a stoic English Mastiff wearing a bone-shaped collar tag that reads LAND WHALE, because the classification is accurate and he is not disputing it. The Mastiff luggage tag is printed on durable faux leather with a light blue and white vertical stripe background, built for owners who understand the logistical challenges of a giant breed and want their luggage to reflect that energy at baggage claim.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eBetter Than a Microchip\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis English Mastiff suitcase tag ensures your gear is never mistaken for someone else's lighter, less slobbery belongings. The Mastiff depicted here has already established a clear gravitational presence on the carousel and is not moving. Works as a gift for English Mastiff owners, giant breed households, pet sitters, and anyone whose couch now legally belongs to the dog. This mastiff travel tag is a distinct marker for checked bags, carry-ons, and duffel bags that refuse to blend in quietly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDurable faux leather construction\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e4.2 x 2.8 inches\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMesh pocket with paper ID card on back\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIncludes clear plastic attachment loop\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted in the USA\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e4.2\" x 2.8\" | Faux leather | Printed in the USA\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShop more \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/collections\/cane-corso-mastiff-gifts-stickers-for-dog-lovers\" title=\"Cane Corso and Mastiff stickers and gifts.\"\u003eMastiff and Cane Corso gifts\u003c\/a\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/collections\/cane-corso-mastiff-gifts-stickers-for-dog-lovers\"\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e or check out our huge collection of \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/collections\/funny-dog-stickers\" title=\"Shop our full collection of funny dog stickers, cat stickers, and sarcastic stickers at Sly Dawg Studio.\"\u003efunny dog stickers\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sly Dawg Studio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51239730839830,"sku":"LUG-TAG-532","price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0822\/3021\/4934\/files\/funny-mastiff-luggage-tag-sly-dawg-studio.jpg?v=1776905476","url":"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/products\/funny-mastiff-luggage-tag","provider":"Sly Dawg Studio","version":"1.0","type":"link"}