{"product_id":"funny-schnauzer-luggage-tag","title":"Funny Schnauzer Luggage Tag by Sly Dawg Studio","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis funny schnauzer luggage tag features a salt and pepper Schnauzer positioned against a background of vertical tan and white stripes. The Schnauzer wears a brown buckled collar and a circular charm reading \"CEO OF SELECTIVE HEARING.\" The illustration captures the judgmental eyebrows and impressive beard of a dog who considers himself the highest-ranking official in the terminal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eHe Has Reviewed Your Itinerary and Decided It Is Beneath Him.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhether fastened to a suitcase, backpack, pet carrier, or laptop bag, this Schnauzer ensures your belongings are never ignored, even as he pointedly ignores you. He views the airport as a series of rules meant for others and treats the baggage carousel like a board meeting he didn't agree to attend. The black mesh pocket on the back keeps your contact details secure while he focuses on his executive duties: looking disappointed in the TSA's efficiency. The clear plastic loop keeps this funny schnauzer luggage tag firmly on your bag throughout the journey.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA thoughtful gift for the traveler who knows that \"sit\" and \"stay\" are merely suggestions for their bearded supervisor. The most professional way to tell the world who really runs your household.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eShop Schnauzer Gifts and Accessories at Sly Dawg Studio\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/collections\/funny-dog-stickers\"\u003eShop our funny dog and cat sticker collection\u003c\/a\u003e at Sly Dawg Studio, including Schnauzer stickers and more.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBrowse the full \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/collections\/schnauzer-gifts-stickers\" title=\"Schnauzer stickers and gifts.\"\u003eSchnauzer collection at Sly Dawg Studio\u003c\/a\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/collections\/schnauzer-gifts-stickers\"\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e for more bearded dog gifts and accessories.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePremium faux leather construction\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e4.2 x 2.8 inches\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlack mesh pocket with paper ID card on back\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIncludes clear plastic attachment loop\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHand pressed by Sly Dawg Studio in Portland, OR\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Sly Dawg Studio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51297628520726,"sku":"LUG-TAG-581","price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0822\/3021\/4934\/files\/funny-schnauzer-luggage-tag-sly-dawg-studio_1.jpg?v=1778220971","url":"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/products\/funny-schnauzer-luggage-tag","provider":"Sly Dawg Studio","version":"1.0","type":"link"}