{"product_id":"funny-schnauzer-sticker","title":"Funny Schnauzer Sticker | Cool Without Trying","description":"\u003ch2 class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eA Funny Schnauzer Sticker With Unwarranted Confidence\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThis funny schnauzer sticker perfectly captures that familiar look. The one that says “I’ve already decided” and no further input is required. Calm on the outside, absolutely feral on the inside. Very on brand for schnauzers.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eWhether you’ve got a miniature schnauzer, standard schnauzer, or a wire-haired terrier mix who acts like rules are seasonal, this sticker understands the assignment. It has the energy of a dog who would absolutely try snowboarding once, insist they nailed it, and refuse feedback forever.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eAdd to Cart For Schnauzers Who Run the Meeting \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eStick it on a water bottle, laptop, cooler, or snowboard case and let people assume you’re organized. Schnauzer owners know better. This funny dog sticker isn’t about being well behaved. It’s about looking cool while doing something questionable and committing fully.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize: 2.5” tall. \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003eMatte vinyl. \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003eEasy peel (kiss-cut). \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003eDishwasher safe. \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003eMade in USA.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sly Dawg Studio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50939693564182,"sku":"STI-KC-589-D","price":4.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0822\/3021\/4934\/files\/funny-schnauzer-sticker-sly-dawg-studio.png?v=1768413453","url":"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/products\/funny-schnauzer-sticker","provider":"Sly Dawg Studio","version":"1.0","type":"link"}