{"product_id":"funny-scottish-terrier-sticker","title":"Funny Scottish Terrier Sticker I Identify As Human","description":"\u003ch2\u003eFunny Scottish Terrier Sticker For Dogs With Strong Opinions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis funny Scottish Terrier sticker features a very self-assured Scottie wearing a tag that reads I Identify As Human. Which...checks out. If you've ever met a Scottish Terrier, you already know they're operating on their own set of rules.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted on matte waterproof vinyl, this sticker is built for laptops, water bottles, notebooks, and anywhere else you want to display quiet authority. The expression says \"polite.\" The personality says \"I've made a decision and it's final.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eFunny Scottish Terrier Sticker For The Small Dog With Executive Opinions\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis funny dog sticker captures that classic Scottie attitude. Independent, observant, and just a little too self-aware. Whether you call them a Scottie, Scotty, or Scottish Terrier, the energy is the same. Small dog, executive mindset.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis funny Scottish Terrier sticker is a matte, waterproof vinyl decal designed for laptops, water bottles, and everyday surfaces.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails You'll Pretend You Read Before Buying\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePremium matte vinyl with clean, modern finish\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWaterproof and dishwasher safe\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEasy peel (kiss-cut) with smooth edges\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e3 inches tall, durable for indoor and outdoor use\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade in the USA\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesigned for dog people who get it\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e3 inches tall. Matte vinyl, kiss-cut, waterproof. Made in the USA.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBrowse the full \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/collections\/funny-dog-stickers\" title=\"Shop our full collection of funny dog stickers, cat stickers, and sarcastic stickers at Sly Dawg Studio.\"\u003efunny dog sticker collection\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sly Dawg Studio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51209083879702,"sku":"STI-KC-651-D","price":4.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0822\/3021\/4934\/files\/funny-scottish-terrier-sticker-sly-dawg-studio.jpg?v=1776312608","url":"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/products\/funny-scottish-terrier-sticker","provider":"Sly Dawg Studio","version":"1.0","type":"link"}