{"product_id":"funny-senior-dog-sticker","title":"Funny Senior Dog Sticker for Old Pups With Big Attitude","description":"\u003ch2\u003eFunny Senior Dog Sticker for Stiff Days and Star Power\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe funny senior dog sticker celebrates aging pups whose walks may be shorter but whose opinions remain marathon-length. Featuring cheeky senior-dog wordplay in cream and deep navy lettering, this waterproof matte sticker brings old-dog humor to water bottles, laptops, notebooks and other smooth surfaces. It makes a playful gift for senior dog parents who understand that the knees may be negotiating new terms, but the personality remains fully operational. The sticker reads, \u003cstrong\u003e\"My Joints Need a Joint. Senior Dog\"\u003c\/strong\u003e — a humorous double meaning about getting older, not a health product, treatment or consumable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eGive This Funny Senior Dog Sticker a Place to Rest\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCream and deep navy lettering\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesigned for senior dog parents\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGreat for bottles, laptops and notebooks\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOld joints, undefeated attitude\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSenior status: earned. Quiet retirement: enthusiastically declined.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade in USA\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaterial: waterproof matte vinyl\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDimensions: 3 inches wide\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eKiss-cut, dishwasher safe\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSticker reads: \"My Joints Need a Joint. Senior Dog\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/collections\/funny-dog-stickers\"\u003eShop our funny dog, cat and humor sticker collection.\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sly Dawg Studio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51612045803798,"sku":"STI-KC-686-D","price":4.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0822\/3021\/4934\/files\/funny-senior-dog-sticker-sly-dawg-studio_1.jpg?v=1785007991","url":"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/products\/funny-senior-dog-sticker","provider":"Sly Dawg Studio","version":"1.0","type":"link"}