{"product_id":"funny-tortie-cat-sticker","title":"Funny Tortie Cat Sticker for Laptops and Water Bottles","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis funny tortie cat sticker features a detailed illustration of a fluffy tortoiseshell feline with warm amber eyes, a multi-colored coat of mottled black, orange, and cream fur, and a slightly tilted head showing a hint of tiny teeth. This tortie cat, occasionally referred to by breed enthusiasts as a tortoiseshell longhair or a calico variant, wears a light beige collar with a cat-head-shaped silver charm reading \"PROBLEM CHILD\" in bold capital letters. The kiss-cut sticker is precisely shaped to the silhouette of the cat's upper body, set against a clean white background with a solid white contour border. The paperwork has cleared and the title is legally binding.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eLabel Your Environment. Confirm the Status.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis animal has never once seen a household rule it did not immediately resolve to break. Stick this high-tack feline character on your Hydro Flask, skateboard deck, or rear car window to notify the public that chaos reigns supreme in your immediate vicinity. Her expression is equally at home on a metal toolbox, a welding helmet, a dorm room mini fridge, or a guitar case she has already claimed as a napping surface. Because this vinyl is 100% waterproof and dishwasher safe, her look of absolute unbothered defiance survives the kitchen cleanup routine and the harshest weather on your truck window without peeling or fading.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat is a tortie cat?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA tortie, or tortoiseshell cat, has a coat of mottled black, orange, and cream fur. They are almost always female and are widely known among cat owners for their outsized personalities and strong opinions about everything.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eIs this sticker waterproof and dishwasher safe?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. It is kiss-cut waterproof matte vinyl, UV-resistant, and dishwasher safe. It will outlast your tortie's interest in the toy you just bought her.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat size is this sticker?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e3 inches tall. The kiss-cut silhouette follows the shape of the cat's upper body, ears, and fluffy coat.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eDoes Sly Dawg Studio make custom pet gifts?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. Custom pet gifts including keychains, bookmarks, luggage tags, and more are available. Contact us for details.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSurprise a chaotic pet parent with a durable piece of laptop decor. This funny tortie cat sticker makes an ideal birthday gift for anyone whose tortoiseshell is secretly running the entire household and has been since the day she arrived.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBrowse the full \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/collections\/cat-lover-gifts-stickers-for-kitty-chaos-cattitude\" title=\"Shop all of our cat lover stickers and gifts!\"\u003ecat lover gifts and stickers collection at Sly Dawg Studio\u003c\/a\u003e for more cattitude-approved finds. \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/collections\/funny-dog-stickers\" title=\"Shop our full collection of funny dog stickers, cat stickers, and sarcastic stickers at Sly Dawg Studio.\"\u003eShop our funny dog and cat sticker collection\u003c\/a\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/collections\/funny-dog-stickers\"\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e for the full lineup.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePremium waterproof matte vinyl construction\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e3\" tall\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eKiss-cut edge with protective white border backing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUV-resistant and dishwasher safe\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesigned and printed by Sly Dawg Studio in Portland, OR\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e3\" tall. Waterproof matte vinyl. Made in USA.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sly Dawg Studio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51440927015190,"sku":"STI-KC-675-C","price":4.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0822\/3021\/4934\/files\/funny-tortie-cat-sticker-sly-dawg-studio.jpg?v=1781733200","url":"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/products\/funny-tortie-cat-sticker","provider":"Sly Dawg Studio","version":"1.0","type":"link"}