{"product_id":"long-haired-german-shepherd-sticker","title":"Long Haired German Shepherd Sticker | I Identify as Human","description":"\u003ch2\u003eLong Haired German Shepherd Sticker With Human-Level Confidence\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHe has the posture of a distinguished citizen and absolutely no plans to admit he's a dog.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis long haired German Shepherd sticker features a black-and-tan, long-coated GSD with upright ears, a magnificent fluffy chest, and a bone-shaped collar tag that says “I IDENTIFY AS HUMAN.” Given that expression, he's probably already filed the paperwork.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe flowing coat makes this design especially recognizable to people who share their homes, furniture, and daily schedules with a long-haired German Shepherd.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eAn Extremely Furry Member of the Household\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGive it to a long-coat GSD owner or put it on your laptop or water bottle. Either way, the dog would like to be consulted on all future decisions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e3 inches at the longest side\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWaterproof matte vinyl\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eKiss-cut, easy-peel sticker\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePermanent adhesive\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOriginal Sly Dawg Studio artwork\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade in the USA\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShop all funny \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/collections\/german-shepherd-stickers\" title=\"Funny German Shepherd stickers and gifts by Sly Dawg Studio.\"\u003eGerman Shepherd stickers and gifts\u003c\/a\u003e by Sly Dawg Studio.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/collections\/funny-dog-stickers\"\u003eShop our funny dog, cat and humor sticker collection.\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sly Dawg Studio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67682737651990,"sku":"STI-KC-727-D","price":4.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0822\/3021\/4934\/files\/long-haired-german-shepherd-sticker-sly-dawg-studio.jpg?v=1791659025","url":"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/products\/long-haired-german-shepherd-sticker","provider":"Sly Dawg Studio","version":"1.0","type":"link"}