{"product_id":"opie-help-desk-bookmark","title":"Opie Help Desk Bookmark | @justopiethings","description":"\u003cp\u003eOpie opened a Help Desk. Nobody asked him to. The advice is free, the judgment is implied, and now it comes with a tassel.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach bookmark features Opie at his Help Desk, dispensing the kind of wisdom only a pit bull in a propeller hat can offer. Pick your colorful advice and let Opie hold your page while you ignore whatever deadline you're currently avoiding.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eThe Three Designs\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGreen: \"Sounds Like a Tomorrow Problem\"\u003c\/strong\u003e for every task you're choosing to defer indefinitely\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOrange: \"Just Me. Judging You.\"\u003c\/strong\u003e his resting face, now marking your place\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBlue: \"Don't Stress. Take a Nap.\"\u003c\/strong\u003e the only advice Opie actually stands behind\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eBookmark Details\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e6\" x 2\" single-sided aluminum bookmark\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWhite tassel included\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlank made in the USA, printed in the USA\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesigned and printed in Portland, OR by Sly Dawg Studio\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOfficial @justopiethings merch, exclusively through Sly Dawg Studio\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBook lovers, readers, and anyone with a to-be-read pile taller than Opie\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePit bull fans who want Opie watching over their pages\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGifts for coworkers, bookworms, and anyone who relates to \"tomorrow problem\" energy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eFAQ\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eIs this official Opie merchandise?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. Every design is created by Sly Dawg Studio in official collaboration with Opie's owner (@justopiethings), who approves each design before release.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat is it made of?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSingle-sided aluminum, 6\" x 2\". Lightweight, durable, and won't bend in your book.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhere is it made?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe aluminum blank is made in the USA and printed in the USA. Designed in Portland, OR by Sly Dawg Studio.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eCan I get all three designs?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach color and design is sold individually. Add all three to your cart to complete the Help Desk collection.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/collections\/opie-official-merch\"\u003eS\u003c\/a\u003e\u003ca title=\"Shop all of the @justopiething Opie Merch collection at Sly Dawg Studio.\" href=\"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/collections\/opie-official-merch\"\u003ehop all official @justopiethings merch at Sly Dawg Studio\u003c\/a\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/collections\/opie-official-merch\"\u003e.\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca title=\"Shop all of our funny cat and dog stickers.\" href=\"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/collections\/funny-dog-stickers\"\u003eShop our funny dog, cat and humor sticker collection\u003c\/a\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/collections\/funny-dog-stickers\"\u003e.\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sly Dawg Studio","offers":[{"title":"Green","offer_id":51593405628694,"sku":"OPIE-BOOK-101-G","price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Orange","offer_id":51593405661462,"sku":"OPIE-BOOK-102-O","price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue","offer_id":51593405694230,"sku":"OPIE-BOOK-103-B","price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0822\/3021\/4934\/files\/opie-bookmarks-help-desk-sly-dawg-studio.jpg?v=1784614367","url":"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/products\/opie-help-desk-bookmark","provider":"Sly Dawg Studio","version":"1.0","type":"link"}