{"product_id":"opie-help-desk-magnet","title":"Opie Help Desk Magnet | @justopiethings","description":"\u003cp\u003eOpie opened a Help Desk. The fridge was hiring. Now he's on your refrigerator, your filing cabinet, your whiteboard, or anywhere else that needs a strong opinion and a stronger magnet.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach magnet features Opie at his Help Desk with one of his three signature pieces of advice. Pick your color, pick your vibe, and let Opie hold down the fort while you ignore whatever is on your to-do list.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eThe Three Designs\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGreen: \"Don't Stress. Take a Nap.\"\u003c\/strong\u003e the only advice Opie actually stands behind\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBlue: \"Just Me. Judging You.\"\u003c\/strong\u003e his resting face, now on your fridge\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOrange: \"Sounds Like a Tomorrow Problem\"\u003c\/strong\u003e for every task you're choosing to defer indefinitely\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eMagnet Details\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e2.5\" aluminum square\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVery strong ceramic magnet\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesigned and printed in Portland, OR\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOfficial @justopiethings merch, exclusively through Sly Dawg Studio\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFridges, filing cabinets, whiteboards, and any magnetic surface that needs Opie's energy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePit bull fans and anyone who runs their life on \"tomorrow problem\" logic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGifts for coworkers, dog lovers, and anyone who needs a little unsolicited advice on their fridge\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eFAQ\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eIs this official Opie merchandise?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. Every design is created by Sly Dawg Studio in official collaboration with Opie's owner (@justopiethings), who approves each design before release.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eHow strong is the magnet?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eVery strong ceramic magnet. It will hold on your fridge without sliding.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat is it made of?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e2.5\" aluminum square with a ceramic magnet backing. Blank made in the USA, printed in the USA.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhere is it made?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDesigned and printed in Portland, OR by Sly Dawg Studio.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eCan I get all three designs?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach color and design is sold individually. Add all three to your cart to complete the Help Desk collection.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/collections\/opie-official-merch\" title=\"Shop our full @justopiethings Opie Merch!\"\u003eShop all official @justopiethings merch at Sly Dawg Studio\u003c\/a\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/collections\/opie-official-merch\"\u003e.\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/collections\/funny-dog-stickers\" title=\"Shop all of our funny dog and cat stickers!\"\u003eShop our funny dog, cat and humor sticker collection\u003c\/a\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/collections\/funny-dog-stickers\"\u003e.\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sly Dawg Studio","offers":[{"title":"Green","offer_id":51594600349974,"sku":"OPIE-MAG-102-G","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue","offer_id":51594600382742,"sku":"OPIE-MAG-103-B","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orange","offer_id":51594600415510,"sku":"OPIE-MAG-104-O","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0822\/3021\/4934\/files\/justopiethings-opie-help-desk-magnets-3-colors-sly-dawg-studio.jpg?v=1784669902","url":"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/products\/opie-help-desk-magnet","provider":"Sly Dawg Studio","version":"1.0","type":"link"}