{"product_id":"red-and-white-borzoi-luggage-tag","title":"Red and White Borzoi Luggage Tag by Sly Dawg Studio","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis red and white borzoi luggage tag features a red and white Borzoi wearing a tan collar with a round charm that reads \"I Identify As Human,\" set against grey and white vertical stripes. Also known as the Russian Wolfhound, this silken sighthound has reviewed his DNA results and considers them a clerical error. This fun faux leather tag ensures your gear travels with the dignity of a sentient being who has simply been misclassified as a pet.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eHumanity Is a Mindset, Not a Species.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhether your destination is a five-star hotel or a quiet cabin, this Borzoi expects a seat at the table and his own key card. He has no intention of being treated like a common pet, and he assumes your suitcase contains his tailored suits. Secure this red and white borzoi luggage tag to your suitcase, backpack, pet carrier, or laptop bag to ensure your luggage travels with the appropriate level of gravitas. The black mesh pocket on the back keeps your contact info secure, and the plastic loop keeps his identity crisis firmly attached to your belongings.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA thoughtful gift for the traveler who knows their dog is actually a small, hairy Victorian child. This borzoi bag tag ensures no one mistakes your luggage, or your dog, for anything ordinary.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eShop Borzoi Gifts and Sighthound Accessories at Sly Dawg Studio\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShop our huge \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/collections\/funny-dog-stickers\" title=\"Shop our full collection of funny dog stickers, cat stickers, and sarcastic stickers at Sly Dawg Studio.\"\u003ewaterproof sticker collection\u003c\/a\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/collections\/funny-dog-stickers\"\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e at Sly Dawg Studio, including sighthound stickers and more.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBrowse the full \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/collections\/sighthound-gifts-stickers\" title=\"Shop all of our sighthound stickers and gifts, including Borzoi, Silken Windhounds, Italian Greyhounds and more.\"\u003eSighthound collection at Sly Dawg Studio\u003c\/a\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/collections\/sighthound-gifts-stickers\"\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e for more Borzoi gifts and accessories.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePremium faux leather construction\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e4.2 x 2.8 inches\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlack mesh pocket with paper ID card on back\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIncludes clear plastic attachment loop\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHand pressed by Sly Dawg Studio in Portland, OR\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Sly Dawg Studio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51293313892630,"sku":"LUG-TAG-572","price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0822\/3021\/4934\/files\/red-and-white-borzai-luggage-tag-sly-dawg-studio.jpg?v=1778171186","url":"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/products\/red-and-white-borzoi-luggage-tag","provider":"Sly Dawg Studio","version":"1.0","type":"link"}