{"product_id":"red-dachshund-sticker-waterproof-sly-dawg-studio","title":"Red Dachshund Sticker Waterproof","description":"\u003cp\u003eHe has calculated the exact ratio of drama to leg length, and he is entirely unimpressed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis die-cut vinyl sticker features a front-facing portrait of a red dachshund with a rich brown coat and dark, focused eyes. Known alternately as a sausage dog or a doxie, this pup wears a tan collar with a metallic silver charm that reads \"ZERO FLUFFS.\" The illustration sits against a clean white background with a precise white contour border tracing the shape of his remarkably dignified head and floppy ears.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eStick it where the drama is.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAdhere this confident hound to your daily commuter water bottle, your laptop lid, or the side of a ceramic mug. He is equally at home on a hard-sided cooler, a skateboard deck, a garage refrigerator, or the cover of a notebook. Because this sticker is completely waterproof and safely handles the top rack of the dishwasher, his stoic gaze and message will survive rain, car washes, and intense scrubbing without losing an ounce of his judgmental composure.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePremium waterproof matte vinyl construction\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e3\" tall\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eKiss-cut edge with protective white border backing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUV-resistant and dishwasher safe\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesigned by Sly Dawg Studio. Made in USA.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSlip this into a birthday card for the hound enthusiast who insists their dog understands English. It makes the perfect small addition to a personalized dog lover gift basket featuring a red dachshund sticker waterproof.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBrowse our full \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/collections\/dachshund-wiener-dog-gifts-funny-vinyl-stickers\" title=\"Funny dachshund stickers and gifts.\"\u003edachshund and wiener dog sticker collection\u003c\/a\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/collections\/dachshund-wiener-dog-gifts-funny-vinyl-stickers\"\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e, or \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/collections\/funny-dog-stickers\" title=\"Shop our full collection of funny dog stickers, cat stickers, and sarcastic stickers at Sly Dawg Studio.\"\u003eshop our funny dog, cat and humor sticker collection\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e3\" tall. Kiss-cut (easy peel). Waterproof matte vinyl. Made in USA.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sly Dawg Studio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51345700159766,"sku":"STI-KC-659-D","price":4.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0822\/3021\/4934\/files\/cute-dachshund-sticker-sly-dawg-studio.jpg?v=1779897730","url":"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/products\/red-dachshund-sticker-waterproof-sly-dawg-studio","provider":"Sly Dawg Studio","version":"1.0","type":"link"}