{"product_id":"red-poodle-sticker","title":"Red Poodle Sticker | I Identify As Human","description":"\u003ch2\u003eRed Poodle Sticker: Technically a Dog, Legally Unconvinced\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis red poodle wears a tag that says \u003cstrong\u003eI Identify As Human\u003c\/strong\u003e, and honestly, the evidence is on his side. He sleeps on a pillow, eats at the table (from a plate, if he can manage it) and has strong opinions about what you watch on TV. The fur and the four legs are just a technicality.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHe would like a seat at Thanksgiving. He will not be sitting on the floor.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eA poodle or doodle gift for people who stopped saying \"it's just a dog\"\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eMade for red and apricot poodle owners, plus red doodle families who know the curly coat, the teddy bear face and the soft floppy ears. A fun gift for a poodle or doodle mom or dad, groomer, breeder or rescue volunteer, or anyone whose dog has their own spot on the couch and their own Instagram. Stick it on a water bottle, laptop, car window, tumbler or the treat jar.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eRed poodle sticker questions\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs it a poodle or a doodle?\u003c\/strong\u003e It works for both: a red curly coat, teddy bear face and dark eyes that fit a red toy or miniature poodle or a red doodle.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs it waterproof?\u003c\/strong\u003e Yes. It is matte waterproof vinyl and dishwasher safe.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow big is it?\u003c\/strong\u003e 3\" on its longest side.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs it kiss-cut?\u003c\/strong\u003e Yes. The backing is cut around the shape so it peels off easily.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this saying on other breeds?\u003c\/strong\u003e Yes. See the \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/products\/shih-tzu-sticker\"\u003eShih Tzu\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/products\/jack-russell-terrier-sticker-i-identify-as-human\"\u003eJack Russell\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/products\/long-haired-german-shepherd-sticker\"\u003elong haired German Shepherd\u003c\/a\u003e versions, or try the \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/products\/silver-poodle-sticker\"\u003esilver poodle sticker\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e3\" (longest side). Matte waterproof vinyl. Kiss-cut for easy peel. Dishwasher safe.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOriginal design by Sly Dawg Studio in Portland, OR, printed in the USA. Shop all \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/collections\/poodle-dog-gifts-stickers-finds-for-all-three-sizes\"\u003epoodle stickers and gifts\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMix \u0026amp; match any stickers and save! Buy 5+ get 20% off, buy 10+ get 30% off. Shop our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/collections\/fun-stickers-humor-dog-waterproof-vinyl-stickers\"\u003efull sticker collection\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sly Dawg Studio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67942931398934,"sku":"STI-KC-775-D","price":4.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0822\/3021\/4934\/files\/red-poodle-sticker-sly-dawg-studio.jpg?v=1794293806","url":"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/products\/red-poodle-sticker","provider":"Sly Dawg Studio","version":"1.0","type":"link"}