{"product_id":"saint-bernard-vinyl-sticker","title":"Saint Bernard Vinyl Sticker","description":"\u003cp\u003e\"Lap dog\" is a state of mind, not a physics equation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eAbout This Saint Bernard Vinyl Sticker\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis die-cut vinyl sticker features a front-facing portrait of a Saint Bernard with a classic mahogany and white coat, heavy-lidded brown eyes, and the deeply melancholic expression of a dog who has decided your lap is his. Known also as a St. Bernard or an Alpine mastiff, this broad-headed gentle giant wears a black collar with a round silver charm that reads \"LAP DOG.\" The illustration sits against a clean white background with a crisp white contour border tracing every jowl and ear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eWhere to Stick It\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAffix this structurally imposing personality to your water bottle, laptop lid, or ski helmet. He is equally at home on a hard-sided cooler, a notebook cover, a skateboard deck, or the back of a phone case. Because this sticker is completely waterproof and dishwasher safe on the top rack, his heavy-lidded gaze will survive rain, snowy commutes, and accidental coffee spills without softening his resolve to sit directly on your thoracic spine.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePremium waterproof matte vinyl construction\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e3\" tall\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eKiss-cut edge with protective white border backing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUV-resistant and dishwasher safe\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesigned by Sly Dawg Studio. Made in USA.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003ePerfect Gift for Saint Bernard Lovers\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSlip this giant companion into a housewarming card for the pet parent whose furniture has fully surrendered to the drool. It makes the perfect small gift for anyone who shares their home with a gentle colossus.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/collections\/funny-dog-stickers\" title=\"Shop our full collection of funny dog stickers, cat stickers, and sarcastic stickers at Sly Dawg Studio.\"\u003eShop our funny dog, cat and humor sticker collection\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e3\" tall. Kiss-cut (easy peel). Waterproof matte vinyl. Made in USA.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sly Dawg Studio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51394564227350,"sku":"STI-KC-665-D","price":4.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0822\/3021\/4934\/files\/saint-bernard-vinyl-sticker-sly-dawg-studio.jpg?v=1780803459","url":"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/products\/saint-bernard-vinyl-sticker","provider":"Sly Dawg Studio","version":"1.0","type":"link"}