{"product_id":"sarcastic-corgi-sticker","title":"Sarcastic Corgi Sticker With Short Dog Syndrome","description":"\u003ch2\u003eSarcastic Corgi Sticker For People Who Know It's Not Just The Legs\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis sarcastic corgi sticker features a head-tilted professional instigator wearing a tag that reads Short Dog Syndrome. Small frame, big opinions, and zero intention of backing down. If you've ever been judged by something under 12 inches tall, this will feel familiar.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted on durable matte vinyl, this sticker is built to survive daily use on laptops, water bottles, notebooks, and anywhere else you want to quietly signal that your dog runs the house. The expression says \"innocent.\" The tag says otherwise. Both are correct.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSarcastic Corgi Sticker For The Smallest Dog With The Loudest Opinions\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis sarcastic corgi sticker blends breed-specific personality with dry humor that actually lands. Whether you live with a corgi or just respect the confidence, this is one of those designs that gets a second look, then a laugh, then \"wait...yeah, that tracks.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis sarcastic corgi sticker is a matte, waterproof vinyl decal designed for laptops, water bottles, and everyday surfaces.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails You'll Pretend You Read Before Buying\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePremium matte vinyl with clean, modern finish\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWaterproof and dishwasher safe\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEasy peel (kiss-cut) with smooth edges\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e3 inches tall, durable for indoor and outdoor use\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade in the USA\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesigned for dog people who get it\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e3 inches tall. Matte vinyl, kiss-cut, waterproof. Made in the USA.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShop more \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/collections\/corgi-stickers-and-gifts-that-match-their-big-dog-energy\" title=\"Funny corgi gifts and stickers by Sly Dawg Studio.\"\u003ecorgi gifts and stickers\u003c\/a\u003e or browse the full \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/collections\/funny-dog-stickers\" title=\"Shop our full collection of funny dog stickers, cat stickers, and sarcastic stickers at Sly Dawg Studio.\"\u003efunny dog sticker collection\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sly Dawg Studio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51208712093974,"sku":"STI-KC-645-D","price":4.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0822\/3021\/4934\/files\/sarcastic-corgi-sticker-sly-dawg-studio.jpg?v=1776300845","url":"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/products\/sarcastic-corgi-sticker","provider":"Sly Dawg Studio","version":"1.0","type":"link"}