{"product_id":"sarcastic-luggage-tag-for-travel-not-today-edition","title":"Sarcastic Luggage Tag for Travel - Not Today Edition","description":"\u003ch2 data-start=\"488\" data-end=\"554\"\u003eFor when the airport, the people, and your mood don’t align\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"555\" data-end=\"598\"\u003eLet your bag say what your face can't.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"600\" data-end=\"857\"\u003eThis neon green luggage tag delivers a message loud and clear: \u003cstrong data-start=\"663\" data-end=\"677\"\u003eNot today.\u003c\/strong\u003e Not for the delays. Not for the chatter. Not for the gate changes, $12 coffee, or tiny seats. This is a passive-aggressive power move for people who prefer their sarcasm carry-on.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"859\" data-end=\"1046\"\u003ePrinted on durable faux leather, this tag helps you spot your luggage fast—and keeps unsolicited conversations to a minimum. You're not here for small talk. You're here to land and leave.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1048\" data-end=\"1284\"\u003eWant to make a custom version that features your dog, your logo, or an even saltier slogan? Create your own with our \u003ca data-start=\"1165\" data-end=\"1275\" class=\"\" rel=\"noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/thevervebar.com\/apps\/gbb\/easybundle\/3?page=addProductsPage1\u0026amp;currentFlow=byob\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1166\" data-end=\"1188\"\u003ecustom luggage tag\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e builder.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1286\" data-end=\"1340\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1286\" data-end=\"1340\"\u003eAdd to cart and start silently screaming in style.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1342\" data-end=\"1472\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1342\" data-end=\"1472\"\u003eSize: 2.75 x 4.1. Faux leather. Designed and printed in Portland, Oregon by Sly Dawg Studio. Includes plastic attachment loop.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Verve Bar","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50348549210390,"sku":"LUG-TAG-416","price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0822\/3021\/4934\/files\/sarcastic-luggage-tag-for-travel.png?v=1754422941","url":"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/products\/sarcastic-luggage-tag-for-travel-not-today-edition","provider":"Sly Dawg Studio","version":"1.0","type":"link"}