{"product_id":"sarcastic-water-bottle-sticker-im-not-for-everyone","title":"Sarcastic Water Bottle Sticker | I'm Not for Everyone Pink Decal","description":"\u003ch2\u003eSarcastic water bottle sticker for the unapologetically selective.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou don't need everyone's approval - and this \u003cstrong\u003esarcastic water bottle sticker\u003c\/strong\u003e makes sure they know it. Bold, pink, and 100% accurate, \"I'm Not for Everyone\" says everything that needs to be said without you having to say a word. Stick it on your water bottle, laptop, or anywhere you want to make a statement and get back to minding your own business.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eThe Sarcastic Water Bottle Sticker That Tells It Like It Is\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAt 3\" wide, this glossy pink sticker is big enough to make a point and bright enough to make sure nobody misses it. It's the kind of sticker that attracts exactly the right people and politely filters out the rest. Your most unapologetically authentic friend needs this immediately - and honestly, so do you. Because not everyone deserves you, and this sticker knows it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWaterproof Vinyl That Survives Your Chaotic Life\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis waterproof vinyl sticker is dishwasher-safe and built to handle everything your day throws at it. Made in the USA with a premium glossy finish that keeps the pink bold and the message clear through every wash, every commute, and every interaction with someone who just didn't get it. Durable, eye-catching, and attitude-approved.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWaterproof and dishwasher-safe vinyl\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePremium glossy finish with bold pink design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e3\" wide - big enough to make a point\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade in the USA\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePerfect gift for your most unapologetically authentic friend\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrefer a more minimalist vibe? Check out the \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/products\/dog-owner-sticker-for-people-with-priorities-dogs\" title=\"Funny waterproof sticker for dog parents.\"\u003eblack and white \"I'm Not for Everyone\" vinyl sticker\u003c\/a\u003e for the same energy, different aesthetic.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBrowse the full \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-dog-stickers\"\u003ef\u003c\/a\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/collections\/funny-dog-stickers\" title=\"Shop our full collection of funny dog stickers, cat stickers, and sarcastic stickers at Sly Dawg Studio.\"\u003eunny dog stickers collection\u003c\/a\u003e for more.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sly Dawg Studio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49005827096854,"sku":"STI-R-367-G","price":4.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0822\/3021\/4934\/files\/im-not-for-everyone-sticker-sly-dawg-studio.jpg?v=1775166343","url":"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/products\/sarcastic-water-bottle-sticker-im-not-for-everyone","provider":"Sly Dawg Studio","version":"1.0","type":"link"}