{"product_id":"stfu-keychain-and-pin-bundle","title":"STFU Keychain and Pin Bundle: The Silence is Golden Set","description":"\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003eFor when your \"active listening face\" is tired of working overtime.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003eSome people say \"silence is golden.\" We say silence is a 2-for-1 deal that fits on your denim jacket. This \u003cb data-index-in-node=\"107\" data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003efunny stfu enamel pin set\u003c\/b\u003e is designed for those moments when your internal monologue is screaming, but your professional decorum is barely holding on by a thread. Whether you're stuck in a meeting that \"could have been an email\" or standing in line behind someone explaining their gluten-free journey to a barista, this set does the heavy lifting so your vocal cords don't have to.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003eCrafted with high-quality enamel and a bold orange-on-grey color palette that says \"I’m stylish, but also, please stop talking,\" this duo is the ultimate social barrier. The keychain keeps your keys organized while signaling your mood to the general public, while the pin serves as a tiny, metallic bodyguard for your personal space. It’s the perfect \u003cb data-index-in-node=\"351\" data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003efunny stfu enamel pin set\u003c\/b\u003e for anyone who values their peace and quiet—or just really, really hates small talk.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e\n\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"13,0\"\u003eStop reading this and come see the rest of our \"socially distant\" collection before I have to tell you twice.\u003c\/b\u003e \u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"14\"\u003eLook, we aren't saying you're a hermit. We're just saying you're a connoisseur of quietude. This \u003cb data-index-in-node=\"97\" data-path-to-node=\"14\"\u003efunny stfu enamel pin set\u003c\/b\u003e makes a great gift for that friend who is one \"Happy Monday!\" away from a breakdown, or for yourself, because self-care sometimes means wearing a sign that tells the world to take a hike. It’s durable, it’s punchy, and it’s significantly more polite than actually yelling at a stranger in the grocery store.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"15,0,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"15,0,0\"\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/b\u003e Hard Enamel with Zinc Alloy base.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"15,1,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"15,1,0\"\u003ePin Size:\u003c\/b\u003e 1.25\" wide with a secure rubber clutch.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"15,2,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"15,2,0\"\u003eKeychain Size:\u003c\/b\u003e 1.5\" charm on a 1\" silver-tone split ring.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"15,3,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"15,3,0\"\u003eFinish:\u003c\/b\u003e Smooth polished finish with vibrant recessed enamel.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Sly Dawg Studio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51014263800086,"sku":null,"price":14.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0822\/3021\/4934\/files\/rude-keychain-and-pin-bundle-stfu-sly-dawg-studio.jpg?v=1770327463","url":"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/products\/stfu-keychain-and-pin-bundle","provider":"Sly Dawg Studio","version":"1.0","type":"link"}