{"product_id":"tricolor-basset-hound-sticker","title":"Tricolor Basset Hound Sticker | Couch Barnacle","description":"\u003ch2\u003eTricolor Basset Hound Sticker: Permanently Attached to the Couch\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis tricolor basset hound wears a tag that says \u003cstrong\u003eCouch Barnacle\u003c\/strong\u003e. He has a low center of gravity, sixty pounds of commitment and ears that drape over the cushion like a reserved sign. Once he settles in, he is not getting up. Not for a walk, not for company, and definitely not so you can sit in your own spot.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLook at those eyes. That is not sadness. That is a negotiation, and he is winning.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eA basset hound gift for people who lost the couch years ago\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eMade for basset hound owners with a classic black, white and tan tricolor, the long velvet ears and the forehead wrinkles that make every look a guilt trip. A fun gift for a basset hound mom or dad, breeder, rescue volunteer or anyone who has had to sit on the floor because the dog got there first. Stick it on a water bottle, laptop, car window, tumbler or the couch he already owns.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eBasset hound sticker questions\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat color basset is this?\u003c\/strong\u003e A tricolor basset hound: mostly black, with a white blaze, white chest and muzzle, and tan eyebrows and cheeks.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs it waterproof?\u003c\/strong\u003e Yes. It is matte waterproof vinyl and dishwasher safe, so it survives drool, which is good news for basset people.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow big is it?\u003c\/strong\u003e 3\" on its longest side. The ears alone take up most of it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs it kiss-cut?\u003c\/strong\u003e Yes. The backing is cut around the shape so it peels off easily.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs it a good gift?\u003c\/strong\u003e It is small, cheap to mail and guaranteed to get a laugh from anyone who shares a sofa with a hound.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e3\" (longest side). Matte waterproof vinyl. Kiss-cut for easy peel. Dishwasher safe.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOriginal design by Sly Dawg Studio in Portland, OR, printed in the USA. Shop more \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/collections\/basset-hound-stickers-funny-waterproof-vinyl-decals\"\u003efunny basset hound stickers\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMix \u0026amp; match any stickers and save! Buy 5+ get 20% off, buy 10+ get 30% off. Shop our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/collections\/fun-stickers-humor-dog-waterproof-vinyl-stickers\"\u003efull sticker collection\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sly Dawg Studio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67942812188950,"sku":"STI-KC-772-D","price":4.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0822\/3021\/4934\/files\/tricolor-basset-hound-sticker-sly-dawg-studio.jpg?v=1794291492","url":"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/products\/tricolor-basset-hound-sticker","provider":"Sly Dawg Studio","version":"1.0","type":"link"}