{"product_id":"vizsla-bottle-opener-sly-dawg-studio","title":"Vizsla Bottle Opener Sly Dawg Studio","description":"\u003ch2\u003eOne Brain Cell, Infinite Enthusiasm, Zero Personal Space\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis credit card-sized stainless steel tool features a portrait of a russet gold Hungarian Vizsla wearing a collar tag that transparently identifies their cognitive load: 1 Brain Cell. The Vizsla is a high-energy, high-intelligence pointer that has chosen to deploy exactly none of that intelligence toward the concept of personal space. This opener captures that energy in high-resolution gloss on solid stainless steel.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA Vizsla prefers to be within three inches of your person at all times. This flat stainless steel Vizsla bar tool is built to survive the intense lifestyle of a dog that has no concept of alone time. Corrosion-resistant, highly focused on the task at hand, and ready for the hunt club, trailhead, backyard, or living room sofa where your Velcro Dog is already sitting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSlim enough to slide into a credit card slot, sturdy enough to handle the job every time. It fits anywhere a credit card fits, though it is significantly more useful during social hydration. The design is printed on both sides and built to stay sharp through years of use.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhether you are gifting this to a fellow Hungarian Vizsla enthusiast or keeping it as your own everyday carry (EDC), the utility is absolute and the 1 Brain Cell energy is fully represented.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eShop the Vizsla Bottle Opener, Built to Last and Easy to Gift\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSize: 3.4\" x 2.16\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaterial: Solid stainless steel\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFinish: Gloss\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted in USA\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesign printed on both sides\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFlat profile fits standard wallet or card slot\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eResistant to bending and corrosion\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🐾 Also love stickers? \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/collections\/funny-dog-stickers\" title=\"Shop our full collection of funny dog stickers, cat stickers, and sarcastic stickers at Sly Dawg Studio.\"\u003eShop our huge waterproof sticker collection\u003c\/a\u003e, including Vizsla and hunting dog designs.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🐾 Shop our full \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/collections\/vizsla-stickers-gifts\" title=\"Vizsla stickers and gifts.\"\u003eVizsla sticker and gift collection\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sly Dawg Studio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51252768407830,"sku":"BOT-D-237","price":13.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0822\/3021\/4934\/files\/vizsla-bottle-opener-sly-dawg-studio.jpg?v=1777355948","url":"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/products\/vizsla-bottle-opener-sly-dawg-studio","provider":"Sly Dawg Studio","version":"1.0","type":"link"}