{"product_id":"your-opinion-irrelevant-mini-sticker","title":"Your Opinion? Irrelevant. | Sarcastic Mini Sticker","description":"\u003ch2\u003eSarcastic Mini Sticker for People Who Did Not Ask\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eSomeone has thoughts on your haircut, your parenting, your dog's diet and how you load the dishwasher. You have one response, and now it fits on a sticker: \u003cstrong\u003eYour Opinion? Irrelevant.\u003c\/strong\u003e Bold white letters on black, two short lines, zero follow-up questions.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt is the polite way to end a conversation you never agreed to start. Stick it where the advice-givers will see it, then go back to doing things exactly the way you were doing them.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eTiny sticker, big boundary\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is a \u003cstrong\u003emini sticker\u003c\/strong\u003e, part of our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/collections\/mini-dawgs\"\u003eMini-Dawgs\u003c\/a\u003e collection. It measures 3\" wide, but it is a skinny two-line text sticker, so it looks much smaller in person than a typical 3\" sticker. Think gap filler, not headliner. It slides into the empty spots between bigger stickers on a crowded water bottle, laptop or phone case and quietly steals the show.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWho this sarcastic sticker is for\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eIntroverts. Remote workers who mute on purpose. New parents getting advice from strangers in the grocery store. Dog owners hearing \"you know what YOUR dog needs?\" for the hundredth time. Anyone who has ever smiled, nodded and changed absolutely nothing.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWhere to stick it\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003ePhone cases, laptops, water bottles, tumblers, planners, Kindles, work badges and the back of the tablet you hold up in meetings.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eYour Opinion? Irrelevant. sticker questions\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow big is it?\u003c\/strong\u003e 3\" wide, but only two short lines tall, so it reads as a mini. If you want a bigger statement, pair it with one of our full-size stickers.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs it waterproof?\u003c\/strong\u003e Yes. It is matte waterproof vinyl and dishwasher safe.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs it easy to peel?\u003c\/strong\u003e Yes. It is kiss-cut, so it lifts cleanly off the backing.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs it a good gift?\u003c\/strong\u003e Under $3, fits in any card, and works for coworkers, best friends, teens and anyone surrounded by unsolicited advice.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDo you have this saying with a dog?\u003c\/strong\u003e Yes. The same tag shows up on our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/products\/harlequin-great-dane-sticker\"\u003eharlequin Great Dane sticker\u003c\/a\u003e and our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/products\/fawn-and-white-corgi-sticker\"\u003efawn and white corgi sticker\u003c\/a\u003e, for dogs who share the attitude.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e3\" wide mini text sticker. Matte waterproof vinyl. Kiss-cut for easy peel. Dishwasher safe.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOriginal design by Sly Dawg Studio in Portland, OR, printed in the USA.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMix \u0026amp; match any stickers and save! Buy 5+ get 20% off, buy 10+ get 30% off. Shop our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/collections\/fun-stickers-humor-dog-waterproof-vinyl-stickers\"\u003efull sticker collection\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sly Dawg Studio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50918610338070,"sku":"STI-KC-575-G","price":2.75,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0822\/3021\/4934\/files\/your-opinion-irrelevant-sticker-sly-dawg-studio.jpg?v=1793513218","url":"https:\/\/slydawgstudio.com\/products\/your-opinion-irrelevant-mini-sticker","provider":"Sly Dawg Studio","version":"1.0","type":"link"}