Dark Golden Retriever Sticker With Zero Thoughts Inside

A Dark Golden Retriever Sticker With a Beautifully Blank Mind

This dark Golden Retriever sticker celebrates the lovable red-gold retriever whose head contains no thoughts, only tennis balls, unattended snacks, and the distant sound of someone opening cheese. Wearing a black collar and bone-shaped "ZERO THOUGHTS" charm, this waterproof matte sticker delivers classic Golden Retriever happiness without the burden of an internal monologue. Add this handsome airhead to a water bottle, laptop, cooler, notebook, or other smooth surface for an instant personality upgrade requiring absolutely no critical thinking.

Fetch This Golden Retriever Sticker. Thinking Is Overrated.

• Illustrated dark Golden Retriever with rich red-gold coat
• Funny "ZERO THOUGHTS" bone-shaped collar charm
• Great gift for Golden Retriever lovers
• Perfect for water bottles, laptops, coolers and notebooks

No thoughts. No worries. Possibly no memory of eating dinner.

• Made in USA
• Material: waterproof matte vinyl
• Dimensions: 3 inches tall
• Kiss-cut, dishwasher safe

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