I'm Opie. I'm 8 years old, a brown-red American Pit Bull Terrier and American Bully mix, and a professional couch potato. I've called New England home my whole life, I share a home with 6 cats and my brother Melo (an Australian Shepherd) who all tolerate me, and according to 300,000+ people on Instagram and counting, I have the most judgmental face in New England.
I have epilepsy, but thanks to my meds I haven't had a seizure in 2 years. The only thing that really matters to me in life is being comfortable: I wear clothes to stay warm, I love a good blanket, and the couch is basically my office. My mom calls me an "overly emotional epileptic house hippo." I think that's fair.
This is my official merch, made with Sly Dawg Studio. Everything here is real, everything here is mine, and yes, I approved every design myself (mostly by staring at it judgmentally until someone took that as a yes).
This Drop Gives Back
$5 from every Opie Help Desk Sticker 3-Pack goes to Three Little Pitties Rescue, and each drop we spotlight one of their dogs who's been waiting too long for a home.
Drop 1 belongs to Baylor Banjo, a sleek 50 pound pittie with a galaxy coat, perfect house manners, and a proven tolerance for wigs (we tested). He's silly, gentle with kids, great in the car, and ready to be somebody's morning coffee buddy. If your couch has a Baylor-sized opening, his adoption info is at Three Little Pitties Rescue.
Want to meet Baylor? Follow @justopiethings on Instagram. On Saturday July 19, Opie is dropping a carousel post with Sly Dawg Studio and Three Little Pitties Rescue where you can see Baylor and learn more about how to adopt him.
What's in This Collection
T-shirts, stickers, trucker hats, metal bookmarks, fridge magnets, microfiber cleaning cloths, a notepad portfolio, and more. New Opie drops land here first, so check back often.
FAQ
Is this official Opie merchandise?
Yes. Every design is created by Sly Dawg Studio in official collaboration with Opie's owner (@justopiethings), who reviews and approves each one before release.
Who designs and makes Opie's merch?
Sly Dawg Studio creates the artwork for every item in this collection, in collaboration with Opie's owner (@justopiethings), who owns Opie's image and approves every design before it's released.
Who Is Sly Dawg Studio?
Sly Dawg Studio is a Portland, OR design studio creating funny pet gifts, stickers, and accessories, including custom gifts featuring your own pet. We partner with pet influencers to bring their fans official merch they'll actually want to wear.
Will there be more Opie products?
Yes. New items get added here as they launch, so check back often.
Do you carry merch for other dogs or accounts?
This collection is dedicated to Opie (@justopiethings). Browse our full shop for more gifts and accessories.
Where does Opie's merch ship from?
Every item ships directly from Sly Dawg Studio in Portland, OR.
Why does Opie wear clothes?
Comfort is the most important thing in Opie's life. He wears clothes to stay warm and is happiest under a blanket on the couch. So naturally, his merch is built around that same cozy, wearable energy.
