• Opie Help Desk stickers, three die-cut vinyl stickers showing a brown pit bull at a wooden Help Desk booth with three different signs
  • Opie Help Desk stickers, Judging You design applied to a blue stainless steel tumbler held by a person outdoors
  • Opie Help Desk stickers, Don't Stress Take a Nap design held up outdoors against green tropical leaves
  • Opie Help Desk stickers, Sounds Like a Tomorrow Problem design held up outdoors against green tropical leaves
  • Opie Help Desk stickers, Judging You design held up outdoors against green tropical leaves
  • A bright blue insulated tumbler cup with a clear lid and a printed graphic Opie Help Desk Sticker on the front, held in a dark teal chair cup outdoors. The graphic is Opie the pit bull sitting at a help desk with a sign that says "Just me. Judging you.
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Sly Dawg Studio

Opie Help Desk Sticker 3-Pack

Opie Help Desk Sticker 3-Pack

$12.00 USD
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I opened a Help Desk. Nobody asked me to. Here's the advice nobody asked for, in sticker form.

$5 from every 3-pack goes to Three Little Pitties Rescue.
Opie knows what it's like to need a second chance. That's why a portion of every sale of this item supports Three Little Pitties, a rescue dedicated to saving pit bulls and bully breeds. Donations from this product are processed automatically. Sly Dawg Studio uses Conscious Cart to ensure every contribution reaches the rescue without any extra steps from you.

Three of my best Help Desk moments, now on your water bottle, laptop, or car window. Whatever's stressing you out, I've got a sign for it, and the advice is always some version of "take a nap" or "that's a tomorrow problem," because that's genuinely how I run my desk.

What's in This Set

  • "Sounds Like a Tomorrow Problem" for every deadline you're choosing to ignore
  • "Don't Stress. Take a Nap." the only advice I actually stand behind
  • "Just Me. Judging You." my resting face, now portable

Opie Help Desk, Official Pit Bull Merch

Sticker Specs

  • 3 stickers per set, these 3 designs only (sold as a set, not available individually)
  • 3" tall each
  • Kiss-cut (easy-peel), cut to shape but stays on its backing sheet until you peel it
  • Matte, waterproof vinyl, built for water bottles, laptops, car windows, tumblers
  • Made in the USA
  • Official Opie merchandise, artwork created by Sly Dawg Studio in official collaboration with Opie's owner (@justopiethings)

FAQ

What size are these stickers?
Each sticker is 3" tall. All three ship together as one set.

Are they waterproof?
Yes, matte waterproof vinyl, safe for water bottles, laptops, car windows, and anywhere else that gets wet, sunny, or roughed up daily.

What does "kiss-cut" mean?
Kiss-cut (also called easy-peel) means each sticker is cut to its exact shape but left on a single backing sheet, so you can peel one off at a time instead of dealing with a full sheet of one design.

Where are these made?
Made in the USA.

Is this official Opie merchandise?
Yes. The artwork is created by Sly Dawg Studio in official collaboration with Opie's owner (@justopiethings), who owns Opie's image and approves every design.

Can I buy these designs individually instead of as a set?
This particular 3-pack is sold as a set only.

Who is Sly Dawg Studio?
Sly Dawg Studio is a Portland, OR-based design studio specializing in funny dog and pet gifts, stickers, accessories, and custom gifts featuring your own pet. We collaborate with pet influencers to create official merch their fans will love.

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