Opie Just Me Judging You T-Shirt

He's not angry. He's not upset. He's just watching. And judging. Constantly.

Opie's full-body judging pose, collar tag and all, is now on your chest. Wear it as a warning. Wear it as a mood. Wear it because you, too, have opinions about everything and zero interest in hiding it. Designed and printed in Portland, OR, one shirt at a time, in official collaboration with Opie's owner (@justopiethings).

Shirt Details

• Hanes Perfect T (4980), 4.5 oz. 100% ring-spun cotton, pre-shrunk
• Modern contemporary fit with set-in narrower ribbed collar
• Double-needle hem and sleeves for durability
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for shape retention
• Black tear-away label for comfort
• Available in White, sizes S-XL
• Designed and printed in Portland, OR
• Official Opie merchandise, created in collaboration with Opie's owner (@justopiethings)

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold, inside out
• Tumble dry low or hang dry
• Do not iron directly on the graphic
• Do not dry clean
• Do not bleach

Size Guide

This tee runs true to size in a modern fit. Measurements are laid flat in inches.

• S: Chest 18", Body Length 28", Shoulders 17"
• M: Chest 20", Body Length 29", Shoulders 18"
• L: Chest 22", Body Length 31", Shoulders 19"
• XL: Chest 24", Body Length 32", Shoulders 20"

FAQ

Is this official Opie merchandise?
Yes. Designed and printed by Sly Dawg Studio in Portland, OR, in official collaboration with Opie's owner (@justopiethings), who approves every design.

What is the graphic style?
The graphic is applied using a DTF (direct-to-film) transfer, which gives it a clean, sticker-style look with a white background. This is an intentional design choice that matches the Opie brand aesthetic.

How should I wash it?
Machine wash cold inside out, tumble dry low. Do not iron on the graphic.

What sizes are available?
S, M, L, and XL. See the size guide above for exact measurements.

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