Dog Math Sticker | Dogs Are Greater Than Everything Decal

Dog math sticker - the only equation that has ever made complete sense.

Dogs > everything. It's not an opinion, it's arithmetic. This dog math sticker is for the person who has run the numbers and arrived at the only logical conclusion - dogs are greater than everything else, full stop. Stick it on your water bottle, laptop, or phone case and let the math speak for itself.

Dog Math: The Class We All Would Have Aced

This clean oval decal is 3 x 1.5" - the perfect size for a water bottle, a phone case, or tucked into a card as a gift for the dog lover in your life who already knows the answer. The simple design lets the message do the heavy lifting, and the message is undeniable. Dogs > kids, dogs > Mondays, dogs > pretty much everything you can think of.

Waterproof Vinyl That Passes Every Test

This waterproof vinyl sticker is dishwasher-safe and built to hold up through rain, mud, and the daily grind. Made in the USA with durable, weather-resistant material so the dog math stays legible long after you've forgotten every other equation you ever learned. A great sticker to slip into a card or stick on top of a gift for any dog person who appreciates a little humor with their math.

• Waterproof and dishwasher-safe vinyl
• 3 x 1.5" oval - clean and versatile
• Made in the USA
• Perfect for water bottles, laptops, phone cases, and cards
• Great gift for dog lovers, dog moms, and anyone who failed regular math

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