English Mastiff Sticker | "Land Whale" Funny Dog Vinyl Sticker

For the People Who Know That "Gentle Giant" Is Only Half the Story.

An English Mastiff doesn't walk into a room. They arrive. Gracefully, somehow, despite weighing about as much as a small refrigerator.

This original Sly Dawg Studio sticker celebrates everything Mastiff people love about the breed, right down to the collar tag that proudly reads "Land Whale." It's the kind of joke that doesn't need explaining. If you've ever been leaned on by 180 pounds of affection, you're already smiling.

Stick it on your laptop, water bottle, notebook, cooler, or wherever you want a daily reminder that oversized dogs somehow still believe they're lap dogs.

Original Artwork for People Who Appreciate Really Big Dogs and Really Good Humor

Every detail of this English Mastiff portrait was created exclusively for Sly Dawg Studio, from the soulful expression to the unmistakable black mask and that perfectly honest collar charm.

Because sometimes the funniest joke is also completely accurate.

Features You'll Appreciate

• Exclusive Sly Dawg Studio English Mastiff artwork
• Funny "Land Whale" collar tag adds a subtle joke fellow Mastiff owners immediately understand
• 3-inch size works great on water bottles, laptops, notebooks, coolers, and more
• Waterproof matte vinyl
• Easy-to-peel kiss-cut design
• Made in the USA
• Great gift for English Mastiff owners, breeders, rescue volunteers, and giant breed fans

Product Details

• Product: English Mastiff Sticker
• Size: 3 inches
• Material: Waterproof matte vinyl
• Finish: Matte
• Style: Kiss-cut sticker
• Made in: USA
• Artwork: Original Sly Dawg Studio design

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