Funny Bernese Mountain Dog Luggage Tag by Sly Dawg Studio

This funny Bernese Mountain Dog luggage tag features a tricolor Bernese Mountain Dog set against a background of vertical green and white stripes. The Bernese Mountain Dog, frequently called a Berner, wears a light blue buckled collar with a bone-shaped charm that reads "1 BRAIN CELL & IT'S LOOSE." The illustration captures the wide-eyed, slightly frantic optimism of a large working dog who has decided that his primary job description is professional treat acquisition.

He Has Assessed the Situation and Determined It Requires a Snack.

Whether attached to a suitcase, backpack, pet carrier, or laptop bag, this Berner ensures your gear is never lost, provided the person who finds it has a biscuit. He treats the airport terminal as a vast, untapped landscape of dropped pretzels and potential sandwich crusts. The black mesh pocket on the back keeps your contact details secure while he focuses on his high-level strategic initiative: staring at your carry-on until a granola bar appears. The clear plastic loop keeps this funny Bernese Mountain Dog luggage tag firmly on your bag throughout the journey.

A thoughtful gift for the traveler who knows their Berner's loyalty is fierce but highly transactional. The only honest way to label your gear.

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• Premium faux leather construction
• 4.2 x 2.8 inches
• Black mesh pocket with paper ID card on back
• Includes clear plastic attachment loop
• Hand pressed by Sly Dawg Studio in Portland, OR