Funny Black Poodle Sticker

"Smarter than your kid" is not a boast. It is an entry-level performance metric.

About This Funny Black Poodle Sticker

This die-cut vinyl sticker features a front-facing portrait of a black poodle with a dense, curly coat, warm brown eyes, and a white chest patch that gives him the air of someone who has already read the room. Known also as a standard poodle, toy poodle, or miniature poodle, this pup wears a pale yellow collar with a bone-shaped silver charm that reads "SMARTER THAN YOU KID." The illustration sits against a clean white background with a crisp white contour border tracing every curl.

Where to Stick It

Apply this highly analytical personality to your water bottle, laptop lid, or ceramic travel mug. He is equally at home on a notebook cover, a skateboard deck, a guitar case, or the back of a phone case. Because this sticker is completely waterproof and dishwasher safe on the top rack, his patronizing expression will survive rain, car washes, and accidental coffee spills without softening his assessment of your intelligence.

Product Details

• Premium waterproof matte vinyl construction
• 3" tall
• Kiss-cut edge with protective white border backing
• UV-resistant and dishwasher safe
• Designed by Sly Dawg Studio. Made in USA.

Perfect Gift for Poodle Lovers

Slip this hyper-intelligent canine into a graduation card or birthday card for the discerning poodle owner in your life. It makes the perfect small gift for anyone who has long suspected their dog is running the household.

Browse our full poodle sticker and gift collection, or shop our funny dog, cat and humor sticker collection.

3" tall. Kiss-cut (easy peel). Waterproof matte vinyl. Made in USA.