Funny Credit Card Sized Bottle Opener Gift

A Gift for For Those Who Do It All (Or Nothing)

From Work Mode to Nap Mode in Seconds

You’re a walking contradiction, and now your bottle opener is too. One minute, you’re conquering the world. The next? You’re horizontal, recharging for the next round of questionable decisions. This credit-card-sized stainless steel bottle opener fits in your wallet, so you’re always ready—whether you’re in badass mode or nap mode.

A Gift for People Who Know Balance

• Slim & durable – fits in any wallet
• Stainless steel construction – tough like you, but also chill like you
• Matte green finish – so fresh, so clean
• Perfect for beer lovers, nappers, and general life enthusiasts

Pocket-Sized Power Move

Size: 3.4" x 2.16" Printed in Portland Oregon