Funny Dog Mom Magnet | Enough About Your Kids

Funny Dog Mom Magnet: Your Kids Are Great. Anyway, My Dog.

Your nephew made the honor roll. Cool. My dog learned to open the fridge and the reel went viral.

This funny dog mom magnet reads "ENOUGH ABOUT YOUR KIDS, LET'S TALK ABOUT MY DOG" in big chunky white letters with a black drop shadow. Pick a sunny marigold yellow or a bold green background. An original Sly Dawg Studio design printed on high-gloss aluminum.

Who needs a funny dog mom magnet?

Dog moms, dog dads, proud fur parents with zero human children and strong opinions about it, and anyone whose phone lock screen is their dog. It makes an easy stocking stuffer, birthday add-on, Secret Santa or white elephant gift.

Where it goes: refrigerators, filing cabinets, lockers, toolboxes, whiteboards, and any metal surface that's been looking a little under-supervised.

Questions people ask at our market booth

What size is it?
2.5" x 2.5" square. Big enough to read from across the kitchen, small enough to fit between the takeout menus.

How strong is the magnet?
Very. The back is a ceramic magnet, not one of those flimsy flat sheets that slide down the fridge when you close the door. It holds a stack of papers like it's being paid to. Keep fingers clear when two of them find each other.

What's it made of?
A high-gloss aluminum face (no flimsy plastic, no paper print) with rounded corners, backed by a strong ceramic magnet. The colors stay bright and the surface wipes clean.

Yellow or green?
Same message, two backgrounds. Yellow if you want it to pop on a white fridge, green if your kitchen leans earthy. Or get both and put one on the fridge at work.

Is it rude to give this to someone with kids?
Only if they don't have a dog. People with kids AND a dog tend to laugh the hardest.

Do you have this saying on anything else?
Yes. It's one of our best sellers, so it's also a large car decal sticker and a dog parent keychain.

Details: 2.5" x 2.5" square high-gloss aluminum fridge magnet, rounded corners, extra-strong ceramic magnet backing, available in yellow or green.

Original design by Sly Dawg Studio. Printed and hand-assembled in our studio in Portland, OR.

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