Funny German Shepherd Stickers for Water Bottles & Phones

This funny German Shepherd water bottle sticker is for everyone who knows that GSDs don't just sit, they assess the situation, determine the threat level, and then sit directly on your feet. "Elite Operative. Also Has a Favorite Stuffie." says everything. Stick it on your water bottle, phone case, laptop, or anywhere else that needs a little GSD energy.

Show off your love for GSDs with these hilarious, durable vinyl decals!

At 2.5" tall, this die-cut sticker is built to keep up with a dog breed that takes every job seriously, including the job of destroying that one specific stuffed animal. Waterproof matte vinyl holds up through training sessions, dog park patrols, and the dishwasher. UV-resistant, scratch-proof, and built to last as long as your GSD's suspicious stare at the mailman.

The dog that's basically a furry police officer who lives in your house rent-free.

Perfect gift for the German Shepherd parent who has explained "he's friendly, he just looks intense" approximately 400 times. Shop our full collection of funny dog stickers, cat stickers, and sarcastic stickers at Sly Dawg Studio.

Size: 2.5" tall · Waterproof matte vinyl · Dishwasher safe · Kiss-cut for easy peel · Made in USA