Funny Millennial Dog Parent Sticker for a Pampered Next Life

Funny Millennial Dog Sticker: A Retirement Plan With Treats

The funny millennial dog parent sticker features the delightfully specific life goal, "Hoping to be reincarnated as the dog of a millennial." Because returning as a pampered pup with a dedicated snack budget, orthopedic bed and full emotional-support staff sounds considerably better than coming back as someone with 47 unread Teams messages and a calendar full of meetings. This waterproof vinyl sticker gives dog lovers, millennial pet parents and fans of reincarnation humor a funny way to decorate a water bottle, laptop, notebook or car window.

Adopt This Funny Dog Sticker Before Your Next Lifetime

• Measures 3 inches wide
• Waterproof matte vinyl
• Dishwasher safe and weather-resistant
• Funny gift for millennial dog parents
• Perfect for bottles, laptops and notebooks
• Features bold, easy-to-read typography
• Considerably cheaper than achieving enlightenment

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• Made in USA
• Material: waterproof matte vinyl
• Dimensions: 3 inches wide
• Kiss-cut, dishwasher safe
• Sticker reads: "Hoping to be reincarnated as the dog of a millennial"

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